Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[Zanreo]

Rom and Ram both grab some slingshots - despite already having long-range weapons, they felt like trying out something new. They then start shooting rocks at Blaine.

[PointMaid]

Victoria does not look happy either.

You double-cross Victoria Frankenstein at your own peril!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Blaine screams, mainly out of anger, as he gets pelted by rocks from Rom & Ram. He hides behind a jeep for cover.

How are we gonna put this fire out?

[Cassie]

"MMMMMMMMMMMM- PAH-"

Bob starts spitting out watermelon seeds from his mouth at the army, each strike delivering a tiny, disgusting bullet of seed and spit.

"Not happening!"

Stuart grabs some arrows, lights the turd pile on fire, sticks some of them in said pile, and gives some the arrows.

"LETS LIGHT AND STAIN BLAINE'S ASS OF BLAME!"

[PointMaid]

The fire? I know it's distasteful, but... DIRT! Throw dirt on the fire!

Victoria herself begins doing so...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You heard the lady. Start diggin'! Blaine says to the army as he also digs desperately to put out the fire.

[Zanreo]

After some consideration, Ram and Rom carefully take some arrows. "Gross... but it's what they get..."

"Yeah! Let's show them not to mess with us!"

They then shoot arrows towards Blaine... and some towards Victoria.

[KungFuCutbug]

[The dirt is only making the fire burn brighter and hotter. Must be too much good firestarter material like dead leaves and branches in there.]

[Meanwhile, X has grabbed a bow and—pointedly refusing to use the dung-tipped arrows the minions are offering—made some regular ones, using pieces of the boulder that he dropped on his foot earlier as arrowheads. With that, he takes aim and fires, trying to get Blaine's good eye.]

[Cassie]

"OH NOOOOOO, you DON'T!"

Stuart quickly fires fire-dung-tipped arrows at anyone who dares to attempt to put out the fire.

"TORTILLAAAAAAAAAA-" Bob yeets the watermelon's husk at Blaine's head.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

AHH! BLAST IT ALL! Dirt's not workin'!

Blaine dodges all the arrows shot at him, with the one from X-Copy narrowly missing his head. He looks at him menacingly, pointing at him before getting hit in the face with a watermelon hush. He screams angrily as he retreats back behind the jeep.

[Cassie]

Stuart fires a fire-dung arrow at Victoria, followed by several shots of sharp rocks.

[PointMaid]

Victoria at least tries to duck the arrow. ...Hey!

[KungFuCutbug]

[Now X is searching for a vantage point he can use to aim more efficiently. He eventually finds a tall rock and climbs on top of it, taking aim at Blaine once again and opening fire. The height should make it so that the Jeep doesn't block the shot...]

[Zanreo]

"Ew, I really gotta wash my hands after this... Ram says. "...Hey, follow me!" she then says to Rom in a low voice as they sneak behind a huge rock and start shooting ice spells towards Blaine and Victoria... trying to avoid them getting melted by the fire.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The arrow hits Blaine right in the knee. He screams in pain before he pulls out a knife and tosses it right at X-Copy.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Throwing a knife at someone who's much higher up than you isn't realistically going to do much. It arcs above the fire and lands a foot away from the rock X is standing on. He laughs at Blaine, sticking his tongue out and flipping the bird before changing targets to Victoria for the next few shots.]

[Cassie]

Bob picks up the knife, climbs up the rock and flings the knife right at Victoria's head.

"GYAH!"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Meanwhile, Alpotophis floats above the army with a makeshift bow, shooting from above. He also decides to...

>shoot at Blaine. give him that arrow in the knee

[PointMaid]

Victoria hides behind one of her lawyers... of course she does.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The arrow narrowly misses Blaine's crotch. He stumbles backwards. What is this? Is this fear? Has he underestimated them?

[KungFuCutbug]

[The lawyer gets nailed in the shoulder and lets out a suspiciously pitch-perfect impression of the Wilhelm scream. X grits his teeth, scowling.] "A freakin' meat shield?! That's just unfair and cruel!" [Undeterred, he aims at her again.]

[PointMaid]

Victoria is starting to run away from the arrows...

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis focuses his aim a bit more, shooting at Victoria's feet.

[Cassie]

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Bob grabs a fistful of dung, jumps over the firewall using the rock as a platform, and runs straight at Victoria's direction, flinging the dung at her back.

[PointMaid]

...Victoria hides behind a Jeep, then hops in it and guns it away.