Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[PointMaid]

> BRUISE CHECK
They are bruised all over. But mostly on top.

>how did they die?
You slip and fall onto the evidence (the Presidents). Damn.

> investigate the corpses for wounds/cause of death/whatever
They look like they were crushed.

[Cassie]

>check crush size

[Zanreo]

>any evidence around the bodies,

[LavenderDream]

Lars emerges from their cabin, just to discover that the Clonelands have died.

"Good morning everyone. I see that the zombies have killed yet another person. Investigation time."
>Do the Clonelands have any broken bones?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis reflexively floats off of the Presidents, freaked even more out by having landed on DEAD BODIES. And he's shaking. Welp.

[PointMaid]

>check crush size
The crush zone looks like it's a foot or so wide all around, perhaps?

>any evidence around the bodies
...There won't be if you keep walking around without watching where you're going.

[PointMaid]

>Do the Clonelands have any broken bones?
...It looks like they do, yeah. Ouch.

[KungFuCutbug]

[X looks up at Alpotophis and briefly takes a break from investigation to try and calm them down/comfort them. While he's doing that, though, he still wants to be productive; so he > glances around the area, trying to find something that could've crushed the Clonelands.]

[Cassie]

>Top...neck or head?

[LavenderDream]

"It looks like they were crushed by some object. Once again, the killer would have to be strong."
>Is anyone here strong enough to lift an object that heavy?

[PointMaid]

> glances around the area, trying to find something that could've crushed the Clonelands.
...And knock over the breakfast bar, getting avocado toast all over the Clonelands. Watch it, folks!

>Top...neck or head?
Head.

>Is anyone here strong enough to lift an object that heavy?
Maybe? But yeah, it would have to be... heavy. Really heavy.

[KungFuCutbug]

[SHIT—X pulls Alpotophis out of the way to avoid getting avocado toast on either of the two of them (can't do much about the corpses, though) and tries again.]

> look for something that could've crushed the Clonelands

[Cassie]

>check bruise shape on their heads

[PointMaid]

> look for something that could've crushed the Clonelands
...You don't notice anything like that around.

>check bruise shape on their heads
Roughly spherical, maybe?

[KungFuCutbug]

[Huh. Maybe they moved it.]

> start searching the entire island for a possible murder weapon

[Cassie]

"Uh...a ball of some sorts."

>locate any spherical objects around this place

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis gets up. Oh, thanks X. Sorry bout that, it's just...this is one of the worst jobs I've ever had. Holy crud.

>...wait. could the Clonelands have been body slammed or something?

[PointMaid]

> start searching the entire island for a possible murder weapon
One, you can only search the compound since you're currently hemmed in by an army of lawyers, some of whom have turned zombie. Two, watch where you're going and stop tripping on the Clonelands! Now you have avocado all over you.

>locate any spherical objects around this place
...You're not having much luck finding anything that's both spherical, the right size, and heavy.

[KungFuCutbug]

"That's completely fair, honestly! Any job where people kill each other in the middle of the night is bound to suck! Stupid virus...! At least Dr. Frankie's a nice boss, though!! When she's not putting the breakfast bar on top of rotting corpses, anyway!"

[...No one tell him about Zombie Park 1.]

[Cassie]

"Hey Stuart, an avocado is quite spherical at one end..."

"Hm...lets see if it matches though."

>compare the round end of the avocado with the bruises on the Clonelands' heads.

[PointMaid]

>...wait. could the Clonelands have been body slammed or something?
...Before you can figure this out, you get banged up by a melon lobbed over the wall by the lawyer army. :(

[PointMaid]

>compare the round end of the avocado with the bruises on the Clonelands' heads.
...Not a match.

[KungFuCutbug]

[...That's about when he realizes he's got a disgusting mixture of avocado toast and the Clonelands' blood all over him. Um.]

> find somewhere to wash that off immediately

> ...and also try not to freak out

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Yeah, she is. But that Blaine guy...people like him disgust me. Whenever they say it's all buisness, whether it's for the profit or the advertisers or the audience, they care about nothing but themselves. They'll drag you through hell and back and ask you to pay the fare when they're done. X? You're genuinely a really good person. I don't see much of that nowdays. I hope you make it out.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

And then Alpotophis is knocked unconcious.