Destroy The Godmodder^3: Cubed

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Whacks at the Godmodder's legs with a baseball bat

[Cassie]

Libre loads a hunk of scrap into Awe's Bazooka.

Awe's Beggar's Bazooka 9/10

He loads a makeshift missile into the Tunguska.

ArmoredFury's 2K22 "Tunguska": 3/7

He gives Vivi a Mana Crystal for Lost Focus.

Vivi's Lost Focus: 10/16

Libre's Grappling Body Meteor: 4/4

It's at this point that he realises that the grappling hook was reflected to a nearby tree. He exploits it to attack the GM.

> Swing around the tree multiple times, let go of the grappling hook to catapult towards the GM, and attack the GM with the velocity needed to cook a chicken in a single slap (3725.95 mph) and the combined force of 1000 apartment-destroying meteors.

[ArmoredFury]

I grapple the Godmodder in a Full Nelson hold so that Matthew's strike and Libre's Grappling Meteor have a chance to strike him.

---

My contacts work very quickly. Within moments a cargo helicopter passes overhead to drop its payload nearby, no doubt containing the vehicle I ordered. A few men parachute off the chopper and begin unpacking the container.

2K22 "Tunguska": 4/7


Here's another stack to your focus!

Vivi's Lost Focus: 11/16

[artsyGeek]

"...crap."

First, Geek loads up Awe's bazooka with a basketball.

Awe's Beggar's Bazooka: 10/10

Second, Geek gives Vivi a boost using an X Accuracy. Assuming that works at a person lMFAO-

Vivi's Lost Focus: 12/16

After all that, Geek prepares her own move.

> Throw a box full of cobweb at the Godmodder

[awe921]

awe couldn't resist but strike a manic grin as his Beggar's Bazooka finishes charging. he relents for now, intending to fire it off in tandem with Lost Focus.

of course, rocket-blasting maniacs still have manners, so he contributes a charge to Tunguska by getting into the CEO of Contacting People and contributes his mana to Vivi's Lost Focus.

VIVI'S LOST FOCUS: 13/16

2K22 "TUNGUSKA": 5/7

awe then grabs a Big Stick (tm) and starts drawing across the ground, slowly but surely making a magical circle of sorts to call an otherworldly ally.

SUMMON CUBE AWE: 1/27

[GoldenCityBird]

GCB puts his final required land into play...

Terror of the Peaks charge: 5/5

He then casts it, hopefully putting a useful ally into play.

He then does his part to create the Cube Awe Circle, with the help of another stick.

Cube Awe charge: 2/27

In the meantime, he does a thing to get Lost Focus charged a little more.

Lost Focus charge: 14/16

[awe921]

ben my bazooka is fully charged

actually can you even 'store' charged attacks

[Cassie]

bump

[JKBenbot]

JKBenbot tries doing something but forgets he's late to doing it so he boards a water slide that he made a millisecond before flying into the god modder at HIGH Speed MPH

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

//awe921 Sure. Just make sure that you actually DO them. Oh, and also keep in mind that if you do use a charged attack, it'll use up one of your charged attack slots.

//Also, sorry for taking so long for this update...

The Godmodder breaks out of Kaclang and awakens to ArmoredFury grappling their body. The Godmodder, is able to get out one arm and leg, kicking Matthew's bat out of the way and slapping Libre's slap with a slap of their own...

I like your cut, G.

The shockwave created from the powerful slaps nullifies Vivi's Assize, and blasts away Geek's cobweb box away. The shockwave also moves Benbot ever so slightly that he misses. However, the friction from the colliding slaps has applied friction burns to The Godmodder's left hand.

Ow... My hand.

1 Damage to the Godmodder!

As The Godmodder looks at their burned hand, they look up to see a dragon flying in the sky, mightily.

So... Summoning is fair game, eh? Let me do a surprise of my own...

Suddenly, a summoning circle appears as The Godmodder snaps their fingers and from it climbs out... A giant mass of bones that eventually forms a giant skeleton with multiple arms.

The Godmodder [GM]: 98/100 HP (Two turns until Poison procs and does damage)

Terror of the Peaks [AM]: 5000/5000 HP

Skeletal Amalgam [PM]: 4444/4444 HP

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Whack at the Skeletal Amalgam with a sledgehammer

[Cassie]

Libre bounces back from such an intense counterattack, seeing the skeletal monstrosity.

"Argh...Bones..."

Libre pulls out a gargantuan cast iron pot and puts it on an equally gargantuan magnetic stove, stuffing it to the brim with water. He prepares to dump it all at the Skeletal Amalgam.

Bone-Dissolving Drink, Giant Size 1/17

He activates a device to summon an entity of unending, yet paradoxical hunger, aimed at the GM.

Summon Archon Lord 1/22

Oh right, you can charge other's attacks.

>Brings forth a massive quantity of macgyvered explosives for the Tunguska and feeds Vivi a burst of magic energy with some crystals.

Tunguska 6/7

Lost Focus 15/16

[awe921]

Awe regenerates from a skeleton after he died waiting so long for this update. He then contributes a charge to the Lost Focus and Tunguska, before taking aim at the GODMODDER with hsi Beggar's Bazooka.

VIVI'S LOST FOCUS: 16/16

ARMOREDFURY'S TUNGUSKA: 7/7

FIRING BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA

[artsyGeek]

"..aw shit."

> Create a paper airplane, burn the end of the tail/wing thing, and yeet it at the Godmodder

[JKBenbot]

“Fine it's that way. I guess I will have to be a bit more to the point!”

JKBenbot opens Ahorn a Celeste Level Editor and for some reason works in this pocket dimension before pausing and building a cage made out of one way doors and filled with spikes! Meanwhile he softened his landing with a cloud.

Oh yeah my team.

Bone-Dissolving Drink, Giant Size: 2/17
You know what a bone melting stew needs Golden Strawberry's which JKBenbot so kindly spawns in. 

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi throws a Phoenix Down into the bone-dissolving juice. "Those hurt the undead, right?"

Libre's Bone-Dissolving Drink, Giant Size: 3/17

Then with Lost Focus maxed out, Vivi draws her blade and finally unleashes her attack:

Lost SlashDelivers an attack with a potency of 800 to all enemies in a cone before you. When critical damage is dealt, potency is tripled.

!

She looks around for a thing to do with her third charge-attack action and is dismayed to realize everyone is summoning. "Y'all, do you not know that summoning is bad for the land? Whatever, I'll do my own!"
And so she uses her

HakazeDelivers an attack with a potency of 200.

->

JinpuWhen used after Hakaze, delivers an attack with a potency of 320 and increases damage dealt by 13% for 40s.

->

GekkoWhen used after Jinpu, delivers an attack with a potency of 480 and grants Getsu.

combo, which is both a normal attack and a way to charge up Sen. Video games!

Vivi's Sen: 1/3

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

The Godmodder raises up an anti-gravity shield to try to deflect the Beggar's Bazooka's shots, but ends up being caught off-guard by Vivi's Lost Slash, not being able to lower down the shield in time.

Shit!

1 Damage to the Godmodder!

The Knockback of the slash causes The Godmodder to collide directly INTO one of the rockets.

1 More Damage to the Godmodder

Damn... You're good...

Suddenly, The Godmodder finds themselves inside a confined room with spikes all around the walls...

What is this trickery...

The Godmodder grabs Geek's flaming paper airplane and proceeds to write back a message before throwing at back at the others...

Vivi attacks with her Hakaze ->Jinpu -> Gekko combo, and the Godmodder dodges the attack, but, due to the confined space, ends up pricking on one of the wall spikes...

Ow...

1 Damage to the Godmodder!

Meanwhile... Matthew manages to break one of the many leg bones of the Skeletal Amalgam, causing it to partially loses its balance. As it tries to regain its balance, the Skeletal Amalgam moves in the path of the confined spike-filled room, breaking the room and allowing the Godmodder to break free.

400 damage to the Skeletal Amalgam!

Thanks...

The Godmodder [GM]: 95/100 (1 turn until Poison procs and does damage)

Skeletal Amalgam [PM]: 4044/4444 HP

Terror of the Peaks [AM]: 5000/5000 HP

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> fire a spray of bullets from a Gatling Gun at the Skeletal Amalgam

[Cassie]

> Fling a bomb at the GM's groin and have it explode, sending hundreds of sharp needles to fly out and embed themselves at the GM and the Skeletal Amalgam

He chucks a massive mishmash of herbs and spices into the cauldron drink.

Bone-Dissolving Drink, Giant Size 4/17

He rapid-chalks the Cube Awe circle.

Summon Cube Awe 3/27

Noticing that there aren't many charged attacks that're empty, he decides to load up an electric railgun thingy.

Thunder Cannon 1/9

[JKBenbot]

“Ok everyone let's try to confine the GM's movement so we can hit him!”
> Benbot switched back to Ahorn, Since he Can't use the Jump-Trough and Spikes Trick again he decided to do something unique a forced dash crystal (from a mod) into springs through a side way jump-trough (Mod) into a 2 by 2 Box with one measly ground tile and it b surrounded by Lightning (Chapter 9) and one wall of the box sideway jump-through.

Thunder Cannon 2/9 
Benbot places a Lighting Breaker Box (Chapter 9) which lets the Lighting (Chapter 9) exist, which the rest of box's power is used to power the cannon.


Badeline Chasers: 1/9 (Remember to charge in Dark Orange)

Benbot begins work on the dialog folder to introduce the chasers.

Summon Cube Awe: 4/27

“Let's keep working on summoning Cube Awe!” He said while continuing via laying down background props he had created.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi follows up with Hakaze ->

ShifuAfter Hakaze, moves go 13% faster for 40s

->

KashaAfter Shifu, grants Ka

.

Vivi's Sen: 2/3

Between GCDs, she weaves in throwing a Super Potion in the Bone Melting Juice...

Libre's Bone-Dissolving Drink, Giant Size: 5/17

... and a Lightning Cluster in the Thunder Cannon.

Libre's Thunder Cannon: 3/9

[awe921]

Awe throws an additional stick onto the fabled CUBE AWE circle, throws in some Reverse Calcium (weakens bones instead of strengthening them) and debugs the Badeline Chasers to the best of his ability.

SUMMON CUBE AWE: 5/27

LIBRE'S BONE DISSOLVING DRINK, GIANT SIZE: 6/17

JKBENBOT'S BADELINE CHASERS: 2/9

[Cassie]

bump

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Forgive me... I must do something that'll make this less painful for you...

The Godmodder pauses time to cast a spell in order to summon a portal to a void beneath JKBenbot. When time resumes, JKBenbot is consumed by the void, never to be seen again.

//Due to generally unsavory behavior in BIA 3, including subpar grammar, godmodding, and borderline turbolurking, JKBenbot has been banned from all future rounds of Destroy the Godmodder.

Now then... Let us resume.

The Godmodder continues their pursuit, kicking away Libre's spike-bomb to the sky. Most of the shrapnel scatters everywhere, but some of it hits the Skeletal Amalgam...

200 Damage to the Skeletal Amalgam!

Meanwhile...

Matthew's bullets hit the Skeletal Amalgam's already damaged legs for even more damage... causing it to lose its balance and fall over, causing many of its bones to break!

800 Damage to the Skeletal Amalgam!

And as for Vivi's Samurai combo... The Godmodder is able to dodge the combo easily no longer confined to a small spiked space.

And then suddenly... The Poison procs!

OOf... Cursed poison...

1 Damage to the Godmodder!

The Godmodder [GM]: 94/100 (Poison procs!)

Skeletal Amalgam [PM]: 3044/4444 HP

Terror of the Peaks [AM]: 5000/5000 HP

(Note: I'm actually kind of nervous about this whole project at this point... Which is why I'm actually going to make this a collaborative effort! If any one of you would like to become a co-host (or even take over the Godmodder's role for a few turns), go ahead and PM me.)

[wingedcatgirl]

"Well, it's a good thing missing an attack doesn't mess up my rotation in this game," Vivi grumbles. "Still, someone has to take down these adds, so."

She switches targets to the Skeletal Amalgam for her third combo, Hakaze ->

YukikazeAfter Hakaze, grants Setsu

.

Vivi's Sen: 3/3

With all three Sen gathered, Vivi retargets the Godmodder and unleashes her most powerful Iaijutsu:

Midare SetsugekkaWith all three Sen, delivers an attack with a potency of 800.

!

I'll help, Vivi.

A shadowy humanoid with draconic scales emerges from within Vivi.

Sariel Elakha, V-timeline version
*insert your favorite intro card sequence here*

Sariel, seeing a kindred spirit in Badeline, joins the line of chasers in their assault on the Godmodder.

Sariel's Badeline Chasers: 3/9

"I've claimed them, by the way. Can't have a sourceless attack in this game. Actually I don't know if that's a rule at all but I'm claiming them anyway."

Vivi hears a very distinctive noise informing her that a Divine Lily has just bloomed.

"Oh, uh, is that how it works? I can just throw my abilities together at will now? No job-switching? Okay, sure."

Vivi's Divine Lilies: 1/3
Vivi's ???: 0/3

I mean, not quite at will, but yes, they go by the DTG system, not the FFXIV one.