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[MadameButterflyKnife]

Chili slams open the door.

I walked! For miles! With a car!

>drink a straight bottle of hot sauce

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>drink a straight bottle of hot sauce (Chili)

Maybe you should have taken the lid off before drinking it. It'd probably come out better.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pizzabug sees everyone else getting themselves something to drink and sighs.] "y'know what, fuck it. I died on the way here. again. think I deserve a refreshment."

> grab yourself some soda (...while in a Master Chief cosplay for the funny)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> grab yourself some soda (...while in a Master Chief cosplay for the funny)

Enjoy a nice Coke in your Master Chief outfit. So Coc-halo Cola if you will.

[Kennifer]

"Ah jeez, after today I need a drink. Or two, or three."

>beer time

[TalesofUnder]

>Make yourself some mochi

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>beer time (Kim)

That's not beer. That's drain cleaner.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Make yourself some mochi (Soseki)

You can't find any rice to make any.

[Kennifer]

"welp guess I'm gonna die."

[TalesofUnder]

>Find some rice

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Find some rice (Soseki)

You find some that's slightly out-of-date. Will you take the risk of it being slightly stale or getting salmonella?

[KungFuCutbug]

[...Wh—okay, fuck, Kim's about to die too.]

> momentarily swap into a TF2 Medic cosplay and try to stop Kim from dying of drain cleaner poisoning

[TalesofUnder]

>All the hells yes.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> momentarily swap into a TF2 Medic cosplay and try to stop Kim from dying of drain cleaner poisoning (Pizzabug)

You stopped her from drinking more, but there's still the stuff inside her body that's burning away her esophagus.

[KungFuCutbug]

> KEEP TRYING TO HEAL HER FROM THE DRAIN CLEANER POISONING

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>All the hells yes. (Soseki)

You dropped the rice on the floor.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> KEEP TRYING TO HEAL HER FROM THE DRAIN CLEANER POISONING (Pizzabug)

You got it completely out of her body and not only that, you completely healed her insides too. You're quite the doctor!

[TalesofUnder]

>USE THE RICE ANYWAY

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed just stares with her mouth open.

...Are you okay now? I wasn't sure what to do. Or what happened.

[Kennifer]

"Hey, thanks for that. Holy shit they should label this stuff better."

>okay drink some WATER.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>USE THE RICE ANYWAY (Soseki)

It's a little dirty, but you make your mochi.

>okay drink some WATER. (Kim)

You find a bottle of water and drink it.

[TalesofUnder]

>Scarf it down

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pizzabug sighs with relief, making a wiping motion on their forehead.] "...phew. didn't want the paramedics to overwork themselves to death. glad I could help ya, Kim!" [And with that, they go back to their Master Chief cosplay and their soda.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Scarf it down (Soseki)

It's scarfed down.

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, same here. I owe ya one."

Kim kinda half-smiles and just... downs that water. She'll grab a properly labeled beer later. Hopefully.