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[KungFuCutbug]

[...]

[...Back to loudly sobbing into a pillow.]

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed is silently fuming and having a breakdown in the corner.

What. The. Heck. I was so sure. And now you all think even more that I'm one of those...

[PointMaid]

Go on and investigate me! You'll find out it was just a bad miscalculation... that you agreed with, by the way...

[Kennifer]

Kim just… screams, then goes to her room to try and get herself together before the challenge.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Carmello heads back out of his office to the hall where the bedrooms are and gathers everyone around.

All right, everyone. I know everyone's broken up about losing two of the gang members. And I'm not too happy about it myself. But we can't do anything about that now. All we can do is move on and catch all these rat cop bastards and feed them to the cats! And I can't do all this without you all.We've made it this far and we'll get those assholes yet. And I'm a man of my word; I'll even give a slight pay increase today. Maybe you can all get enough to get some of these pigs. And now here's your mission. A plane will be landing into a private port up in the Viva Hills Airport. Authorities are trying to fly out some illegally-stashed weapons and get them out of the city for disposal. These are heavy-duty ones we're talking about. Like flamethrowers, bazookas, grenades, miniguns. I might have some stashed away in the storage room, but the more, the better. So here's what I need done.

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
5. Take them back to the mansion.

You all have until Sunday, September 5th, 5:00 PM CST to complete this challenge.

[Magolor]

Joe walks back in happily after solving his moral dilemma. The pigs would have to go! Whatever this voting thing was for, he'd find out later, he supposed. The first step was to head over and talk about said voting thing with the others!

"Hey, y'all. What's—"

They're all gone (outside or in their rooms)? Ah well, he'll barricade his room or something tonight. No way any ol' copper would strangle him overnight or somethin'.

Then, the plan thing announcement happens.

"Oh, our first task! ..I feel like I missed somethin' on the contract. Maaaaan..."

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
A stun gun or two, plus a handgun for backup should suffice for him. Add in an EMT if there is one, a smokescreen if not, and dress up as a generic delivery worker.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Steal some guy's truck, and approach the place. Knock out with the butt of your pistol some runway employee out of sight and swap in their clothes! Oh, and if any security asks... claim to have government classified stuff.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
Detonate the EMT or smokescreen! Shoot a few returning shots if they open fire, but otherwise, knock a few out with more than a few volts. (I think I forgot to mention he has decent experience with a handgun at minimum in canon.)
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Convenient getaway AND cover vehicle? Heck yeah! Just toss the babies into the truck and drive off.
5. Take them back to the mansion.

[PointMaid]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

Snakeweed grabs a dagger and... fine, some children's clothes. If she's going to be dismissed as a child, she might as well take advantage of the fact. She slips the dagger in a... kid's backpack that she fills with clothes.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

She catches a bus to the airport, then pretends to be part of a large family that's heading on vacation in order to make her way to the gate without attracting attention. She makes sure the security agent is looking the wrong way for a moment as she slips through security.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

"Excuse me, I think I've lost my parents. Can you give me directions?" ...And if they wont get out of her way, a quick dagger thrown through the chest.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

She's going to have to steal one of those luggage mobiles that they drive the checked luggage to the planes with all around the airport... Hope she can reach the pedals and steering wheel at the same time. She may have to pull a Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and tie blocks to her feet...

5. Take them back to the mansion.

She made sure to call an airport pickup service before she left. There's someone near the entrance to the airport with a sign saying "Miss Snakeweed". She requested a van. Can the driver help getting some of her luggage into the van? Thanks so much. So helpful.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Joe walks back in happily after solving his moral dilemma. The pigs would have to go! Whatever this voting thing was for, he'd find out later, he supposed. The first step was to head over and talk about said voting thing with the others!

"Hey, y'all. What's—"

They're all gone (outside or in their rooms)? Ah well, he'll barricade his room or something tonight. No way any ol' copper would strangle him overnight or somethin'.

Then, the plan thing announcement happens.

"Oh, our first task! ..I feel like I missed somethin' on the contract. Maaaaan..."

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
A stun gun or two, plus a handgun for backup should suffice for him. Add in an EMT if there is one, a smokescreen if not, and dress up as a generic delivery worker.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Steal some guy's truck, and approach the place. Knock out with the butt of your pistol some runway employee out of sight and swap in their clothes! Oh, and if any security asks... claim to have government classified stuff.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
Detonate the EMT or smokescreen! Shoot a few returning shots if they open fire, but otherwise, knock a few out with more than a few volts. (I think I forgot to mention he has decent experience with a handgun at minimum in canon.)
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Convenient getaway AND cover vehicle? Heck yeah! Just toss the babies into the truck and drive off.
5. Take them back to the mansion.

Joe has rolled a 9, 6, 9, 1 and 10 for a total of 35 points.

1.      You find yourself two state-of-the-art stun guns, plus a nice hand gun with a silencer, laser sight and a scope. And you got a couple EMTs, and find yourself a brand new uniform, fresh from the delivery company. Why does Carmello have it? Best not to ask these questions. But you look the part and you are extremely well-armed.

2.      You get yourself a truck and head over to the airport and manage to get some runway employee's clothes. And you are questioned by security, but once you do claim it's government stuff, they just say “OK” and let you pass. Why didn't they check your credentials? Meh, whatever. You're in.

3.      Your EMT is extremely effective. All the guards collapsed stunned. No need to pull out your gun at all. The plane is all yours for the taking, with no one to get in the way.

4.      You get all the weapons in the truck, but then someone pulls you out and yanks you hard to the ground. You just got GTA'd, son!

5.      But you're not going to take that lying down. You find another truck and chase after him. You ram into each other ala Ben-Hur and make him crash his truck…. Right through Carmello's mansion. You got the weapons in, but hasn't the mansion suffered enough damage?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

Snakeweed grabs a dagger and... fine, some children's clothes. If she's going to be dismissed as a child, she might as well take advantage of the fact. She slips the dagger in a... kid's backpack that she fills with clothes.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

She catches a bus to the airport, then pretends to be part of a large family that's heading on vacation in order to make her way to the gate without attracting attention. She makes sure the security agent is looking the wrong way for a moment as she slips through security.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

"Excuse me, I think I've lost my parents. Can you give me directions?" ...And if they wont get out of her way, a quick dagger thrown through the chest.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

She's going to have to steal one of those luggage mobiles that they drive the checked luggage to the planes with all around the airport... Hope she can reach the pedals and steering wheel at the same time. She may have to pull a Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and tie blocks to her feet...

5. Take them back to the mansion.

She made sure to call an airport pickup service before she left. There's someone near the entrance to the airport with a sign saying "Miss Snakeweed". She requested a van. Can the driver help getting some of her luggage into the van? Thanks so much. So helpful.

Snakeweed has rolled a 10, 9, 9, 10 and 2 for a total of 40 points.

1.      You find a nice poison-tipped dagger that will make quick work of anyone. And you even find a nice, frilly dress from the 1950s and some ballet shoes. And they're pretty big ones too, to fit those Hobbit-sized feet of yours. And you even go all out with it, putting your head in pigtails, painting freckles across your cheeks, and even a toy doll. You look the part. Like this.



You look too much like a child. Just hope you don't have any embarrassing mishaps like yesterday.

2.      You head on the bus and you find yourself a nice, giant Mormon family. They got so much children, they're not even attentive to how many they have or what they look like. You fit right in perfectly well. And you look like you could even be the child of the family as well, even adapting the name of “Greta” for the time. And when you all get in the airport, you excuse yourself to “go to the little girl's room” and you make your way in. And with your size, the agents don't even see you slipping by.

3.      You ask the nice security guard if he can point you to the right directions where your parents might be, while putting on the “scared little girl” act that consists of crocodile tears. He leads you to the plane and even gives you a nice lollipop to go with it. No hassle from the guards whatsoever and you even get candy out of it! Can this get any sweeter?

4.      You find one of those luggage mobiles and get all the luggage you can and stuffed them all full of weaponry. And yes, you do tie blocks to your feet to reach the pedals. But they do prove too heavy for you as you even crash into the wall. Thankfully, you're not seriously hurt and have all the weapons intact.

5.      Unfortunately, the airport pickup service does not arrive. At all. You wait all day and still nobody. Eventually, as night comes, the staff tells you can't loiter and get out of here. You do and head back with just one briefcase full of weaponry, leaving the rest behind as you couldn't take the rest back by yourself. But hey, A for effort on everything else. A for effort.

[PointMaid]

...

Well that went smoothly! ...Except for the pickup. Wow. But I did get that one case, Carmello.

[Magolor]

"Ohgodthis'swhyIonlydothedrinksathome"

>back up CAREFULLY outside through the same hole

He (if successful) then looks at his prize: the weapons! Again, hoping the hole in the wall won't be taken out of his pay.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>back up CAREFULLY outside through the same hole (Joe)

You back up, not making things worse or any better. But Carmello sees you.

I'm docking this out of your pay!

Don't take him too seriously, it's just cosmetic and won't affect your final pay once the challenge is over.

[Kennifer]

Was Kim even in the right place mentally for this? I guess she'll see...

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

A couple easily concealed pistols and knives should do the trick. As for the disguise... let's go with a flight attendant. Surely that will allow for easy access anywhere in the airport? Maybe grab one of those blonde wigs people were investigating earlier. Go for the whole Britney Spears "Toxic" video thing. Make up a fake ID and everything.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Time to "borrow" another ordinary car. Who'd think anything of a flight attendant in uniform driving to the airport in an ordinary unmarked car?

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Kim's gonna convince people she's one of the new flight attendants. Fake ID and all. If that doesn't work do a bit of "convincing" with those weapons, but hopefully she's not gonna need these til she comes across the guards. Then it's throwing knife time or headshot time, depending on their proximity and the angles and shit.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Just throw them in the beverage cart. What happens to those beverages, who cares? Not Kim. She's gonna take that cart off the plane and back to her car. Anyone questions her? Hopefully she's still got ammo.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Load

[Kennifer]

(AHHHH FUCK I HIT POST INSTEAD OF PREVIEW the last one is:)

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Load everything into the car, making sure the weapons are unloaded and not gonna discharge everywhere, then drive back casually as possible while avoiding authorities.

[Weirdguy149]

Well, Mike figured, third time should be the charm, right? If nothing else, he wanted to succeed in one of these goddamn heists before he kicked the bucket.
1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
Equip yourself with a silenced pistol and extra rounds then put on a janitor's uniform. Yes, you're doing this shit again because it worked last time. Also, carry some duffel bags in the janitor cleaning station that you'll bring along with you.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Walk into the airport and hope that your anonymity will allow you to slip by.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
You plan on making things as bloodless as possible by doing what you did at the jewelry store: holding the plane at gunpoint, shoot a random guard in the kneecaps if anyone's feeling brave, then leave.
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Put the weapons in the duffel bags then walk back out of the airport.
5. Take them back to the mansion.
Take a taxi with the duffel bags. Leave your janitor station behind in an alley, it's dead weight.

[KungFuCutbug]

[After several minutes, Pizzabug emerges from their bedroom, significantly calmed down but with their face still streaked red from their tears. They wipe their face on their sleeve, taking a deep breath in.] "looks like I don't have a choice... what's the task again?" [As they give it a brief look over, a slight grin twitches onto their face for a bit.] "ohoho! I was practically born for this challenge! let's fucking do this."

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

> same as on Day 1: grab a gun for ranged combat and an axe for melee (you'd use your own axe, but that'd be suspicious). you don't particularly need to get a disguise—you can just use your cosplays, since they're basically infinite disguises in one

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

> get into a Sobble cosplay and drench yourself in water so you turn invisible, then head to the airport on foot. once there, dry yourself off, swap into a cosplay of a nondescript airport security guard from the Simpsons (hey, if it works, it works), and make your way in, claiming to work at the airport

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

> once you find the airplane you're supposed to raid, just go in guns blazing, shooting anyone who tries to come close and chopping off heads with the axe if you have to

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

> after making sure everyone on the plane except you is dead, move all the corpses off of the plane, probably by just throwing them out the door onto the ground below you. then, grab some of those carts airports use to bring briefcases to the baggage claim, stow them in the cargo hold, and throw the axe and the gun you used in with the rest of the weapons. no use in getting the weapons off the plane, because you have different plans...

5. Take them back to the mansion.

> ...those being, swap into a cosplay of Snoopy in his World War I flying ace attire and fly the plane to Carmello's mansion yourself! land it in the grass nearby, taking great care to avoid hitting the mansion with it, and transport the weapons from the plane to the mansion using the cargo carts you pilfered earlier

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Was Kim even in the right place mentally for this? I guess she'll see...

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

A couple easily concealed pistols and knives should do the trick. As for the disguise... let's go with a flight attendant. Surely that will allow for easy access anywhere in the airport? Maybe grab one of those blonde wigs people were investigating earlier. Go for the whole Britney Spears "Toxic" video thing. Make up a fake ID and everything.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Time to "borrow" another ordinary car. Who'd think anything of a flight attendant in uniform driving to the airport in an ordinary unmarked car?

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Kim's gonna convince people she's one of the new flight attendants. Fake ID and all. If that doesn't work do a bit of "convincing" with those weapons, but hopefully she's not gonna need these til she comes across the guards. Then it's throwing knife time or headshot time, depending on their proximity and the angles and shit.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Just throw them in the beverage cart. What happens to those beverages, who cares? Not Kim. She's gonna take that cart off the plane and back to her car. Anyone questions her? Hopefully she's still got ammo.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Load

Kim has rolled an 8, 6, 7, 10 and 3 for a total of 34 points.

1.      You get yourself a nice pair of guns and knives to conceal. And you get that blonde wig and the blue dress. You look a lot like Britney Spears in “Toxic”, except for the tattoos. You look damn good and more than prepared for action. And you make a convincing fake ID, going under the name “Rhoda Hotte”.

2.      As good as you look, no one gives you a second thought as you drive into the airport in your unmarked car.

3.      She manages to get in via her fake ID. She does end up shooting the guards, but it goes fine enough for her. And she looks like a nice Charlie's Angel doing it.

4.      You put everything in the beverage cart and take them to your car, seemingly without incident. But once you open up the cart, you find the weight of the weapons have burst open the beverages. Now they're all sticky and watery. Should have tossed them out before loading them up. Oh, well. What's a good cleaning that won't do the trick?

5.      As you load them up, one of the bazookas go off, launching a rocket that hits the wall of the airport. Now the FBI is coming after you. You wisely decide to jet out of there before they become a problem for you. Time to ditch the ID and wig as they're now looking for Rhoda Hotte.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, Mike figured, third time should be the charm, right? If nothing else, he wanted to succeed in one of these goddamn heists before he kicked the bucket.
1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
Equip yourself with a silenced pistol and extra rounds then put on a janitor's uniform. Yes, you're doing this shit again because it worked last time. Also, carry some duffel bags in the janitor cleaning station that you'll bring along with you.
2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Walk into the airport and hope that your anonymity will allow you to slip by.
3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
You plan on making things as bloodless as possible by doing what you did at the jewelry store: holding the plane at gunpoint, shoot a random guard in the kneecaps if anyone's feeling brave, then leave.
4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Put the weapons in the duffel bags then walk back out of the airport.
5. Take them back to the mansion.
Take a taxi with the duffel bags. Leave your janitor station behind in an alley, it's dead weight.

Mike has rolled a 6, 6, 3, 5 and 7 for a total of 27 points.

1.      You find yourself a few guns. And a janitor disguise. That should be serviceable enough for you.

2.      You head into the airport. You do get a few looks, wonder who you are as they never seen what you before. But they figure you must be a new guy and look the other way like you were nothing.

3.      You do hold it at gunpoint, but the guns are armed and firing at you. Deciding it's too much of a hassle, you wisely decide to leave the fight as it will end badly for you if you kept up.

4.      You get some of the weapons in the duffle bag and decide to quickly walk out. Some people are looking for you, but you don't bring too much attention to yourself as you make it out before things get worse.

5.      You toss away the janitor's outfit and take a taxi back to the mansion without incident. You got some of the weapons in. Probably could have gone a lot better, but it could have gone worse.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

[After several minutes, Pizzabug emerges from their bedroom, significantly calmed down but with their face still streaked red from their tears. They wipe their face on their sleeve, taking a deep breath in.] "looks like I don't have a choice... what's the task again?" [As they give it a brief look over, a slight grin twitches onto their face for a bit.] "ohoho! I was practically born for this challenge! let's fucking do this."

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

> same as on Day 1: grab a gun for ranged combat and an axe for melee (you'd use your own axe, but that'd be suspicious). you don't particularly need to get a disguise—you can just use your cosplays, since they're basically infinite disguises in one

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

> get into a Sobble cosplay and drench yourself in water so you turn invisible, then head to the airport on foot. once there, dry yourself off, swap into a cosplay of a nondescript airport security guard from the Simpsons (hey, if it works, it works), and make your way in, claiming to work at the airport

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

> once you find the airplane you're supposed to raid, just go in guns blazing, shooting anyone who tries to come close and chopping off heads with the axe if you have to

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

> after making sure everyone on the plane except you is dead, move all the corpses off of the plane, probably by just throwing them out the door onto the ground below you. then, grab some of those carts airports use to bring briefcases to the baggage claim, stow them in the cargo hold, and throw the axe and the gun you used in with the rest of the weapons. no use in getting the weapons off the plane, because you have different plans...

5. Take them back to the mansion.

> ...those being, swap into a cosplay of Snoopy in his World War I flying ace attire and fly the plane to Carmello's mansion yourself! land it in the grass nearby, taking great care to avoid hitting the mansion with it, and transport the weapons from the plane to the mansion using the cargo carts you pilfered earlier

Pizzabug has rolled a 3, 7, 1, 2 and 6 for a total of 19 points.

1.      All you can find is some axe, which is of the lumberjack variety, that cuts down trees. But it's better than nothing. All you can do is hope the cosplay will aid you well.

2.      Your invisible Pokemon cosplay succeeds in getting you into the airport. And you turn into the Simpsons guard and that also works well for you, not even having everyone think twice why you have yellow skin.

3.      But unfortunately, once you get to the plane, they're all ready for you. All the guards have their guns and snipers have their rifles pointed at you. You try to fight back, but you just get riddled with bullets. The gun battle ending with your body looking like bloody Swiss cheese as they leave your festering corpse for the crows to eat. But again, the paramedics come to your aid and revive you. You're good as new.

4.      Unfortunately for you, all the baggage carts are taken by the entire staff. You can't find a spare one to save your soul. The weapons are still on the plane at the very least, not that it helps your mounting frustrations.

5.      You get in your Snoopy cosplay and say “hell with it”, fly the plane yourself and bring the weapons with you to him via the plane. You land near his mansion with all the weapons intact. Carmello thanks you for the weaponry and the plane. It might have been disastrous, but at least you end it on a high note.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

Disguises, pfft! Ugh. If you insist.

Chili dons the very, VERY convincing disguise of a long red wig with a ponytail, a black tank top, and black pants. She also grabs a backpack filled with knives, guns, and some grenades.


And the tank she grabbed day one from the Russian guys.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Wait. She doesn't even need to go through the airport itself. Instead, she decides to drive right onto the airstrip itself. Get to the airplane immediately without all that pesky TSA bullshit.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Use the tank as armor as you make your way to the plane, and then take out the guards with grenades. As they're distracted, pull your guns out and shoot up the plane as you enter. If you run out of bullets, resort to your knives. You've always been good with those.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Park the tank right underneath the...trunk? Hanger? The airplane's storage space, whatever it's called. Park it under that and drop the weapons right into the tank.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

DRIVE THAT FUCKIN TANK BACK TO THE MANSION, BABY.

[KungFuCutbug]

[...]

[...Well, that could've gone way better. But, Pizzabug admits to themself, they kinda brought it upon themself for saying they were so confident that they were gonna do well. "Practically born for this"... classic tempting of fate. They eventually disembark from the plane and head back into the mansion, sitting on the couch and looking surprisingly calm for someone who just admitted they were scared of dying again. Maybe that has something to do with the paramedics reviving them within the hour.]

[TalesofUnder]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
Soseki grabs a shillelagh, dons more modern clothes, and enters the airport... through the front door. He brings the Shakespeare-loving goons from yesterday's challenge with him. 

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Wow! Are these what they call “airplanes”?
Soseki plays himself off as an ignorant foreign tourist, which he technically is. He plays off the goons as paparazzi.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
Soseki knocks on the plane's door, and when someone answers, he knocks them out with his shillelagh. Then, he calls on the Shakespeare goons to knock the rest of the guards out by reciting soliloquies at them until they fall asleep.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Soseki grabs all the weapons he can and distruibutes them evenly among his goons.

5. Take them back to the mansion. 
Soseki decides to ACTUALLY FLY THE PLANE BACK TO THE MANSION. AND CRASH THROUGH THE AIRPORT CEILING. What a champ.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

Disguises, pfft! Ugh. If you insist.

Chili dons the very, VERY convincing disguise of a long red wig with a ponytail, a black tank top, and black pants. She also grabs a backpack filled with knives, guns, and some grenades.


And the tank she grabbed day one from the Russian guys.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Wait. She doesn't even need to go through the airport itself. Instead, she decides to drive right onto the airstrip itself. Get to the airplane immediately without all that pesky TSA bullshit.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Use the tank as armor as you make your way to the plane, and then take out the guards with grenades. As they're distracted, pull your guns out and shoot up the plane as you enter. If you run out of bullets, resort to your knives. You've always been good with those.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Park the tank right underneath the...trunk? Hanger? The airplane's storage space, whatever it's called. Park it under that and drop the weapons right into the tank.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

DRIVE THAT FUCKIN TANK BACK TO THE MANSION, BABY.

Chili Pepper Cookie has rolled a 3, 4, 6, 8 and 4 for a total of 25 points.

1.      Your disguise of a long red wig with a pony tail and black clothes isn't really all that convincing. It makes you look like Peg Bundy doing a work-out video. And all you can find is a backpack full of knives. Not the best idea to bring a knife in case of a gun fight, but who knows? You might find a way to make it work. And also, the tank is out of order, so you have to settle for some small, dingy car.

2.      Yea, that small, dingy car isn't strong enough to get through the fencing surrounding the airport. So instead, you'd have to jump over the fence. You make it, but it was quite a bit of hassle, especially since you tear a bit of your clothing on a barb wire.

3.      Since your tank is out of order, you do manage to stumble onto another car. One that's slightly more durable than that dingy ass one you came in. It is effective in protecting you from gunfire in making it to the airport and you run over some guards and stab some along the way. It could have gone worse. Just ask Pizzabug.

4.      You park the car near the plane and pull the weapons out of the storage and fit in a surprising amount. You make your way out of the airport.

5.      You drive the car back to the mansion, but it does run out of gas a quarter of the mile away. So you have to push the car back to the mansion. You're sore and tired, but at least you made it.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.
Soseki grabs a shillelagh, dons more modern clothes, and enters the airport... through the front door. He brings the Shakespeare-loving goons from yesterday's challenge with him. 

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.
Wow! Are these what they call “airplanes”?
Soseki plays himself off as an ignorant foreign tourist, which he technically is. He plays off the goons as paparazzi.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.
Soseki knocks on the plane's door, and when someone answers, he knocks them out with his shillelagh. Then, he calls on the Shakespeare goons to knock the rest of the guards out by reciting soliloquies at them until they fall asleep.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.
Soseki grabs all the weapons he can and distruibutes them evenly among his goons.

5. Take them back to the mansion. 
Soseki decides to ACTUALLY FLY THE PLANE BACK TO THE MANSION. AND CRASH THROUGH THE AIRPORT CEILING. What a champ.

Soseki has rolled a 1, 4, 6, 7 and 2 for a total of 20 points.

1.      Things start off well when you grab the shillelagh and cut open a vein, bleeding all over the place. And you search for modern clothes, but you somehow end up dressing up as someone from the Victorian-era, complete with frilly shirt and powdered wig. And as you bring your Shakespeare goons inside the airport, the guards come in and beat you all senselessly and give you all cavity searches, then beat you all senselessly again. Even the lovers of William Shakespeare aren't immune to the TSA.

2.      You try to play yourself off as a tourist, but they're not fooled by you. So you decide to run and hide from them before you get beaten up even more.

3.      You do knock out the guard with the shillelagh and the Shakespeare goons are a bit jumbled to recite the soliloquies perfectly, but they do eventually work and the guards are all asleep.

4.      This goes a little bit better for you as you distribute them all to the goons evenly. They head their way back to the mansion while you get ready to make your escape.

5.      You get in the plane and fly but you don't make the mansion, and you even miss the ceiling, even crashing it into a plane that was getting ready to be loaded up with passengers. Thankfully no one is hurt in the crash, but it's not the way for you to exit. You get taken on an ambulance and on the way to the hospital, the gurney falls out of the ambulance and you happen to roll your way into Carmello's mansion.

[PointMaid]

...I think I'm going to need a beer after this investigation and pretending to be a kid all day.

Snakeweed goes to the kitchen and grabs a mug of beer. She's sipping it still in her Shirley Temple getup, yes.