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"I mean jeez, it's a simple misunderstanding. You said you'd investigate the pizzacatcher, and I took that as you thinking they were suspicious. I never claimed to be any good at this social deduction bullshit, I'm just going by what I thought I heard. Like a lot of other people here. What, you mad because I voted for you so you're trying to find any reason to get rid of me? I'm not even the only one who thinks you're acting weird, nor was I the first."
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Honestly, it's not that hard a leap to make. There are more of us than those Police. It makes more sense to investigate someone you're suspicious of than someone you're not.
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"I mean jeez, it'd be a waste of money if you tried to investigate someone you didn't think might be suspicious, even in the back of your head, right? Okay so I might've jumped to conclusions a little, but so did a lot of us when we voted off the pink cop guy. As you yourself said, Loren, more than could feasibly be cops... including yourself."
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Hmmmm... Taking everybody's statements, I have to conclude...
...The Teal-haired Trollop is not Terribly Trustworthy!
>vote Lorenmin
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Four votes for Loren now, and still the one for Kim.
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(09-02-2021, 23:28:01 PM)wingedcatgirl Wrote: (09-02-2021, 23:25:29 PM)Kennifer Wrote: "I mean I only voted because for one, Soseki seemed really sure of his deductions and for another, the dart. Maybe the stilts were a red herring, who knows? But I felt confident at the time, and... yeah, I made a mistake, jeez. People make mistakes, people mishear things, whatever, it happens."
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"Tch. A likely story..." "... gotta admit it's not impossible, though. Gah. Now I'm doubting myself. /unvote Kim. For now."
(09-02-2021, 23:39:28 PM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: Chili nods along. I'll admit! You got something about those suspects...wait. You didn't have enough money to do anything?! That doesn't sound right. See, here's the thing!
She thrusts her knife in the table, dramatically, and thinks. Day one. We took out that Russian piece of shit! You had the hang glider then, and did...just a little better than me, did you? Screw you for that, by the way. But either way, with whatever weird ranking system Carmello does...you got 32 points that day, and I got 31. I got a nice good payout of $400 that day, and it's pretty damn likely you got that same amount! And you got a nice score of 29 yesterday with that lil heist! Not as good as me, and you're damn lucky that's the case. But I got a payout of $500 that day. Let's be generous, and say you got a payout of around....$300? That sounds right. Math's stupid. I only need it when I'm counting my damn cash.
But that would mean you would have $700! And if I remember correctly...you can do two things. Watch a room, or protect someone. Now, I'm not saying that makes you sus! You're a dragon, right? Probably trying to give yourself a grand ol' horde of coins! Maybe saving up for a pro killer! But you do have the money. So that excuse isn't the strongest. Pretty convenient you didn't want to protect anyone, at least.
"... Yeah, I have 700 bucks now. Haven't had a chance to spend it yet."
(09-02-2021, 23:42:10 PM)CustardAndPie Wrote: You know Loren, you seem... oddly accusatory.
"Accusatory, he calls me, like there's not literally spies in our midst... Y'know, I was snarking when I suggested the evidence pointing to 'anyone with fingers and hair' might be a red herring, but when I saw your place in the votes... it occurred to me that hiding right in the middle of a wagon is exactly what an undercover cop would do. Fuck it, I got a spare vote now - /vote Escargoon."
(09-03-2021, 00:05:17 AM)Kennifer Wrote: "I mean jeez, it'd be a waste of money if you tried to investigate someone you didn't think might be suspicious, even in the back of your head, right? Okay so I might've jumped to conclusions a little, but so did a lot of us when we voted off the pink cop guy. As you yourself said, Loren, more than could feasibly be cops... including yourself."
"Yeah. Like I said. You investigate people to clear them. There's no point clearing someone if you're already sure they're on your side. We're in complete agreement on this."
(09-03-2021, 00:08:34 AM)TalesofUnder Wrote: Hmmmm... Taking everybody's statements, I have to conclude...
...The Teal-haired Trollop is not Terribly Trustworthy!
>vote Lorenmin
Loren rolls her eyes at Soseki. "And you're just sheeping."
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Scratch that. Kim retracted and now in her place is Escargoon, so one vote for him.
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....Being in the middle of a vote makes me an undercover cop? How in the world did you come to that conclusion?!
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NOW YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO A MINDLESS ANIMAL?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
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"what kinda fucking logic—Loren, you had me for a while, but now you're just straight-up not making any sense. Escargoon didn't even vote for you, he was just saying you were acting suspiciously accusatory towards Kim over a misunderstanding. how does that make him sus by proxy? at this point, it's starting to look like you just wanna vote off anyone who disagrees with you!"
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Look, I'm willing to give Loren the benefit of the doubt, but I have to agree! Just feels more like you're throwing your vote and hoping something sticks!
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Your logic, dragon lady, is Flawed, Foolish, and Fundamentally Fragmented!
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I'll admit I wasn't sure at first, I was going on my best hunch for the reasons I stated. But... this is not helping.
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[Pizzabug tenses up just a bit when Soseki calls Loren's logic "fragmented".]
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"Ohhhhh, I get it now. We've got a mole!"
His amused look turns to a bemused look.
"Wait, we've got a mole killing us like that? Those d— pigs!"
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Well said, Mr. Japanese-Name-That-Wasn't-Localized!
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(09-03-2021, 00:21:57 AM)KungFuCutbug Wrote: "what kinda fucking logic—Loren, you had me for a while, but now you're just straight-up not making any sense. Escargoon didn't even vote for you, he was just saying you were acting suspiciously accusatory towards Kim over a misunderstanding. how does that make him sus by proxy? at this point, it's starting to look like you just wanna vote off anyone who disagrees with you!"
"All right. I'll explain my logic.
"You start a wagon on someone and they flip green, you just drove us into killing the wrong person, and people will wonder if you did that on purpose.
"You hammer someone and they flip green, people will wonder if you were just looking for an easy kill.
"So if you're a cop trying to lay low, you avoid those spots." She shrugs. "Maybe. Maybe the snail didn't think it through that far. That's just my own reasoning."
"By the way... claiming that I'm suspicious but not voting for me... is actually more suspicious. Makes me wonder if he expects me to flip green and doesn't want to be caught on two wagons against our own."
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(09-03-2021, 01:12:29 AM)Magolor Wrote: "Ohhhhh, I get it now. We've got a mole!"
His amused look turns to a bemused look.
"Wait, we've got a mole killing us like that? Those d— pigs!"
"we got four moles killing us, actually," [Pizzabug responds.] "this was supposed to be a week-long business trip for the mafia, and now we've got undercover cops slaughtering our asses. we lost two people to 'em already—the owl you saw earlier was one of 'em—and accidentally executed another guy thinking he was a cop because he seemed reeeeeeeally defensive of the police in general. now we're thinking Loren's an actual cop because she's throwing accusations left and right in the name of 'social deduction'."
[A sigh.] "I... am NEVER. going into the mafia again after this. EVER."
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Yeah. But you could also be saying those things to look like you're on our side, and then kill someone again!
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(09-03-2021, 01:18:02 AM)TalesofUnder Wrote: Yeah. But you could also be saying those things to look like you're on our side, and then kill someone again!
"... So could you? So could literally any person saying literally any thing in literally any context? That's completely meaningless."
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"...Jeez. I just hope I'm right this time, you know? We can't afford to lose more innocents. Well, non-cops. Not like we're all that innocent ourselves."
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Yes, they are. As are your words on this matter. Blindly voting people who don't agree with you in some cockeyed attempt at “social deduction”... exactly what a COP would do!
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....I apologize Loren, but.... you leave me no choice. Your reasoning gets more and more preposterous and I don't see anything good coming out of it!
And with that, Escargoon decides to /snote (snail vote) Loren
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"Well, ah, I, uh..."
He dashes off to the bathroom.
"Excuse me for a moment."
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