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[wingedcatgirl]

"Lesson learned. Sometimes refuge in audacity doesn't work."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pizzabug desperately tries to stop themself from bursting out laughing, half-because they don't want to embarrass Loren and half-because they're still drinking their Mountain Dew and don't want it to go up their nose by accident. Soda up the nose burns like hell.]

[Weirdguy149]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.
Get only three or four underlings to join you. You're not going to need a whole lot of folks for this job.
2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.
Split up with your underlings and walk over there by foot. The few of you will meet when you get into the store.
3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.
Intimidate the owner into handing you all of the jewelry and diamonds while holding the entire store at gunpoint.
4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.
If they do something funny, fire a warning shot. If they still try to fuck up, shoot one of them in a non-lethal area. That should stop them from being too brave.
5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.
Split the treasure between yourselves. Then split up from there and go back the way you came like nothing ever happened.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.
Get only three or four underlings to join you. You're not going to need a whole lot of folks for this job.
2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.
Split up with your underlings and walk over there by foot. The few of you will meet when you get into the store.
3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.
Intimidate the owner into handing you all of the jewelry and diamonds while holding the entire store at gunpoint.
4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.
If they do something funny, fire a warning shot. If they still try to fuck up, shoot one of them in a non-lethal area. That should stop them from being too brave.
5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.
Split the treasure between yourselves. Then split up from there and go back the way you came like nothing ever happened.

Mike has rolled a 1, 10, 7, 7 and 1 for a total of 26 points.

1.      You go look for a few of the folks. But once you find them and tried to recruit them, you find a big man yelling at you. Those were his guys and now he's angry at you for trying to steal away his guys. He sends his army after you and they run you off, now leaving you to go solo.

2.      You arrive to the store, but it's at its busiest with a lot more customers than normal. You wonder how you'll do this by yourself.

3.      Though thankfully, you do surprisingly well. The owner complies with you and hands you all the goods he can find and stuffs them all in a bag. You've made out pretty well.

4.      You keep an eye out on the hostages. One does try to be a hero, but your warning shot made sure everyone got the message as you make your escape.

5.      And rough beginnings lead to rough endings. The army you tangled with earlier? They surround you and beat you senselessly and leave you for dead while they take all the goods you robbed. Eventually you recover enough to head back to the mansion, but with no jewelry or diamonds to show for it. You head back and relax in the tub to heal your bruises and wounds. If there's any solace, at least you don't have to worry about that Yukichi kid teleporting in since he's now dead and all.

[Weirdguy149]

Mike dragged his bloody body over to the bathroom. "I hope this doesn't become a recurring thing. Holy shit..." He groaned as he settled himself down in the tub.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Suddenly Carmello storms in near everyone, looking very angry.

It has come to my attention one of you has been stealing from me.

He heads over to Fuyuhiko and searches him, and finds thousands of dollars

Aha! I would have made you very wealthy had you been more patient. But I guess your pockets were hungrier, huh? Boys...

A few men in suits appear.

Make him disappear. Permanently.

The men take away Fuyuhiko and drive off. No knew where they were going or what would happen to Fuyuhiko. But everyone got the feeling he would never be seen again.

We got a replacement. Say hello to Duo.

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed looks wide-eyed as Fuyuhiko is being searched and carted off.

Oh. Hi, Duo. ...There's only one of you, huh?

I'm Gutierrezia Took, but most just call me Snakeweed. Cookie?

[Dookie]

A small owl suddenly appears.

"Bonjour! ሰላም! مرحبًا! 君安! 안녕하세요! Γεια σας! Hallo! Hi everyone!"

[Kennifer]

Kim is just going to try not to think about what might happen to Fuyuhiko, and just turns to greet the... is that a talking owl? Okay, that's pretty cool.

"Ah, hello to you too. All of those were hello, right? I recognized the English and I think French. Anyway, I'm Kim."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Hello to you too, Duo," Loren says with a wave.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pizzabug waves to Duo, still sipping their soda from earlier.] "a-yo. Duo, they said your name was? name's Cutbug, you can call me Cut for short. nice to meetcha."

[Dookie]

"Oh, thank you, everyone! Kiitos!"

The bird starts blushing.

"It's so very nice to meet you all! I know over 76 languages, you know!"

[Kennifer]

"That's pretty damn impressive! Ooh, do you ever see somebody who's got a tattoo in another language that they think means something really deep but it doesn't mean anything or means something dumb? 'Cause I always wonder about that."

Kim grins; she doesn't have any tattoos like this herself but she does wonder about some of the ones that have been done in her studio, especially those done in Chinese or Japanese or something.

[Dookie]

"That's pretty damn impressive! Ooh, do you ever see somebody who's got a tattoo in another language that they think means something really deep but it doesn't mean anything or means something dumb? 'Cause I always wonder about that."

Kim grins; she doesn't have any tattoos like this herself but she does wonder about some of the ones that have been done in her studio, especially those done in Chinese or Japanese or something.

"Oh yes, all the time! I've seen people with "Hamburger," "Free spear ribs," "I love ugly men," "Sewage Pipe," and other mistranslations. They make people look so foolish. They should really try my teachings."

The owl flies onto Kim's shoulder.

[Kennifer]

Kim grins. "Hah, I figured as much. That must be hilarious for someone who speaks the languages, huh?"

[wingedcatgirl]

"I know every language, but that's because magic," Loren says. "76 is a pretty impressive number for someone who has to actually learn languages the hard way."

[Dookie]

"Thanks!"

he flutters back to the ground.

"So what's this challenge i've heard of about?"

[wingedcatgirl]

"We need cash, so you gotta rob a jewelry store," Loren says. "Pro tip: don't just shout loudly for accomplices in the town square."

[PointMaid]

...Carmello said he needs some more cash. Asked us to go rob a jewelry store.

...Thought I saw something I recognised there. Just a wedding band, though.

...I may not have done so well.

[Dookie]

"Oh, ok! That sounds simple enough.

Beg for your life in Gangsta

1. "Alright. I'll call up my friends. Bea, the smart one. She'll devise a pl;an for use. Eddy, the active one. He'll be the one with the brute force. Lucy's had a history of being s spy, she'll be a great addition. And let's finish this team up with Lily. She can be the wildcard. We'll leave her with the car."

2. "We put our disguise outfits (baseball jerseys) on, and put the guns and bags into an even bigger bag. Then, Lily picks us up, and we stop at a gas station. Then, we stop a mile away from the jewlery store. We all split up and meet up at the side of the jewlery store. Lily stays behind with the car, and she drives up to the side of the jewlery store as well, but not to where it is noticeable. She'll monitor the security cameras for the building (Which Bea will attempt to hack into), and tell us when to get out. When we're done, we get in her car, and getaway.

3. "My boy Eddie will be the one holding the gun. He ain't gonna use it, but he'll hold it up. If anyone tries to attack us, Lucy dropkicks dat motherfucker til they're unconscious. Bea and I will start puttin tha jewlery in tha bag, when Lily tells us it's not safe, or when we've got enough, we drive up to Lily and we're outta there."


4. "Oops might've overexplained the last part.:

5. "Once we're in the car, we drive the fuck out of there. Lily will fuckin floor it and we drive until the cops are gone, preferably into some kind of non-road, like grass, sewer drains, boardwalks, etc. Eddie'll have his gun and he'll be lookin out the window just in case. Then, we split the money equally (If we get something that doesn't divide, we've already made it so that Eddie, Bea, Lucy, Lily, and then me get the money in that order. Then, we come back, and lie low for the next couple of hours."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Oh, ok! That sounds simple enough.

Beg for your life in Gangsta

1. "Alright. I'll call up my friends. Bea, the smart one. She'll devise a pl;an for use. Eddy, the active one. He'll be the one with the brute force. Lucy's had a history of being s spy, she'll be a great addition. And let's finish this team up with Lily. She can be the wildcard. We'll leave her with the car."

2. "We put our disguise outfits (baseball jerseys) on, and put the guns and bags into an even bigger bag. Then, Lily picks us up, and we stop at a gas station. Then, we stop a mile away from the jewlery store. We all split up and meet up at the side of the jewlery store. Lily stays behind with the car, and she drives up to the side of the jewlery store as well, but not to where it is noticeable. She'll monitor the security cameras for the building (Which Bea will attempt to hack into), and tell us when to get out. When we're done, we get in her car, and getaway.

3. "My boy Eddie will be the one holding the gun. He ain't gonna use it, but he'll hold it up. If anyone tries to attack us, Lucy dropkicks dat motherfucker til they're unconscious. Bea and I will start puttin tha jewlery in tha bag, when Lily tells us it's not safe, or when we've got enough, we drive up to Lily and we're outta there."


4. "Oops might've overexplained the last part.:

5. "Once we're in the car, we drive the fuck out of there. Lily will fuckin floor it and we drive until the cops are gone, preferably into some kind of non-road, like grass, sewer drains, boardwalks, etc. Eddie'll have his gun and he'll be lookin out the window just in case. Then, we split the money equally (If we get something that doesn't divide, we've already made it so that Eddie, Bea, Lucy, Lily, and then me get the money in that order. Then, we come back, and lie low for the next couple of hours."

Duo has rolled a 4, 6, 6, 10 and 6 for a total of 32 points.

1.      You called up your friends, but unfortunately you were only able to get ahold of Bea and Eddy. Lucy and Lily are too busy with other things. Or maybe they're ignoring your calls, who knows? But you just only have those two people.

2.      You got your baseball disguises on and have your guns ready to go. But since there's no Lily, you end up hijacking some poor sucker for a car. And rely on Eddy to drive. You all park and split up and eventually meet. But Bea does come through with the camera hacking.

3.      Eddie holds everyone at gunpoint while you and Bea take all the jewelry. You better hope it's safe to go. But you get the load and head out.

4.      And this is where not having a watchful eye hurts you. After you all leave, someone pushes the silent alarm and calls the cops. You all high-tail it to your car and speed on through. Better do some fancy driving before the po-po catch you all!

5.      After a lengthy car chase going through a cornfield, you lose the heat and make your transactions and head back to the mansion to lie low.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.

Probably could do this on my own, hmph... Still, she grabs a few others. A small group of 5 people altogether, counting her. Promise them a slice of whatever they find. That's what motivates her, anyway.

2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.

Oh, heists! Now we're talking! Grab some guns, and some ingredients for a Molotov cocktail. Remember the cars that we stole yesterday?! Take one of those! A durable, armored, yet really fast car. Drive top speed right into Pennys!

3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.

Smashing it's gonna be easy. You're driving it right into the jewelry store. Once you're in, and smashed the damn place up?! Grab everything you can and shove it in the trunk!

4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.

You know what makes the hostages not talk?! Threat of arson. Use the Molotov, and threaten everyone with it if they try any funny shit with you. Also, use the guns just in case, I guess.

5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.

Assuming you didn't have to arson any hostages, throw the molotovs at any cops that're on your tail! Shoot them up! Most importantly, GO FAST! Drive as fast as you can to Slick Eddie with the goods. Make sure you have the guns still; don't want him trying to scam you out of your hard work. And then, head back to the mansion.

[Dookie]

Duo gets back to the mansion.

”Aw hell yeah, that went great!”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.

Probably could do this on my own, hmph... Still, she grabs a few others. A small group of 5 people altogether, counting her. Promise them a slice of whatever they find. That's what motivates her, anyway.

2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.

Oh, heists! Now we're talking! Grab some guns, and some ingredients for a Molotov cocktail. Remember the cars that we stole yesterday?! Take one of those! A durable, armored, yet really fast car. Drive top speed right into Pennys!

3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.

Smashing it's gonna be easy. You're driving it right into the jewelry store. Once you're in, and smashed the damn place up?! Grab everything you can and shove it in the trunk!

4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.

You know what makes the hostages not talk?! Threat of arson. Use the Molotov, and threaten everyone with it if they try any funny shit with you. Also, use the guns just in case, I guess.

5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.

Assuming you didn't have to arson any hostages, throw the molotovs at any cops that're on your tail! Shoot them up! Most importantly, GO FAST! Drive as fast as you can to Slick Eddie with the goods. Make sure you have the guns still; don't want him trying to scam you out of your hard work. And then, head back to the mansion.

Chili has rolled a 10, 9, 6, 7 and 8 for a total of 40 points!

1.      You've manage to recruit four of the best underlings available. They are highly skilled robbers who would mesh perfectly with you. They are a little bit demanding with how big of a slice they want. But you decide it's worth the price.

2.      You find the biggest and most powerful guns you can find. Gaining enough firepower to start a war in a small country. And who needs ingredients when you have all the Molotov cocktails ready at your disposal. You take them all as well. And unknown to you at the time, but now it just occurred to you: you have the fucking Batmobile. What it's doing in Crunch City, you don't know, but you're not going to complain: IT'S THE FUCKING BATMOBILE!!! You and the crew hop on in and turn on the thrusts and you're at the jewelry store faster than you can say “Holy motherfucking fast, Batman!”

3.      You drive the Batmobile right into the jewelry store. You and the crew head on in and grab quite a bit of the diamonds and jewelry and put them in the trunk of the Batmobile.

4.      You pull out a Molotov cocktail and threaten everyone with it and have a gun in your hand for good measure. They quickly learn not to mess with you and the crew.

5.      Thankfully, no cops are coming after you. But again, you turn on your thrust and head over to Slick Eddie's lickity split. He learns not to mess with you as he even gives you a little bit extra for your goods too. You pay off your underlings while still having quite a huge-ass wad of money while you head back to the mansion. The challenge is quite the successful endeavor for you.

[artsyGeek]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.
[Clef starts of by sending some letter-based invites to 4 of Carmello's underlings. Don't want things to get too crowded, would you?]
2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.
[He prepares himself with whatever weapon he could find. After that, it's time to find a car! Hijacked, stolen, whatever, he just needs a car!]
3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.
[Using either the weapons he brought along or one of those retractable headrest thingies cars tend to have, he smashes as many cases as one could find. Hopefully he doesn't forget the jewels, but considering his track record. .]
4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.
[Start off with mind games. If they don't feel taunted, he'll injure them one way or another as a warning.]
5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.
[R u n. He orders everyone to run as humanly possible to the woods. Once they're there, Clef makes an attempt to make a deal between him and the guy that is Slick Eddie, before heading back.]