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[MadameButterflyKnife]

Screw it, I'll take one right now! What's
the spicest design you've got?! Or can you do anything?

[KungFuCutbug]

"...fuck it." [Pizzabug changes back into their usual outfit, but begins taking off their jacket, fully revealing the sleeveless dress underneath.] "fleur-de-lis, on the right shoulder. don't have to make it particularly fancy."

[Kennifer]

Kim grins, and takes out the tattoo pen.

"Anything you got in mind I can do."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Hmmm...how about a rope of thorns on my arm?! She raises her right arm.

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, that'd look badass! I could definitely do that."

[Weirdguy149]

The old man walked into the mansion looking just a tiny bit pissed and smelling like death. "Alright, where are the showers in this place, I'm covered in shit."

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed looks on curiously. ...Can I get a short line from a poem in Sindarin, elvish language, on my back? she whispers. I can write it down since you might not know the characters. That'll impress the folks back home in Crickhollow.

[Kennifer]

Kim nods.

"Yeah, you write it down I'll have no problem copying it."

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed grins, and writes something down. It's in elvish runes, but in common speech it would be translated as:

Slippery as rain-soaked leaves
Undulating in a Shire breeze
Do not make a wrong move
Or beware her bite

[Kennifer]

Kim is gonna go grab some spare inks and gloves and stuff from her room before she gets to the tattooing.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The old man walked into the mansion looking just a tiny bit pissed and smelling like death. "Alright, where are the showers in this place, I'm covered in shit."

Carmello seems offended by the smell of Mike.

You've been swimming in the sewer or something? We got a bathroom on the first floor and on the third floor where the bedrooms are.

[KungFuCutbug]

"...we should probably sort out the order we're doing this in if we're, y'know, doing it." [Pizzabug rubs her shoulder, looking off to the side.] "I guess Chili goes first since she asked first, then me and then Snakeweed. that sound good?"

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed nods at that.

[Weirdguy149]

Mike gave a lazy sort of salute. "You got it, boss. I killed the guy, but I caused too much of a commotion. But hey, that part of the city has a lot less Russian bigwigs, alright? I did the job for the most part."

[Kennifer]

Kim nods.

"Works for me."

[wingedcatgirl]

Very belatedly, Loren has returned. "Guy's dead, can confirm that. Lost all my loot getting back, though, so that's less awesome."

[TalesofUnder]

(At the sight of Loren, Soseki immediately hides behind “Kato-san”.)

[artsyGeek]

"Al-fucking-righty! Let's do this."

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
[Clef decides to search for a gun. He'd prefer a rifle or a shotgun, but if neither are available, the typical handgun works.]
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
[Okay, so. Are there scooters here? If so, he's. . Going to ride 'em. Otherwise he'll just fucking r u n while searching for The Man :tm:.]
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
[Sneak attack, put him at gunpoint, then boom! Shoot him somewhere vital!]
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
[. .he's gonna handwrite something akin to Morse Code, have the message be translated to "stop fucking with Carmello", and put said message next to the asshat that is Sidorov. Because fuck being clear, this post is made by the enigma gang.]
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
[More sneak attacks! Kick the Russian goons' asses before attempting to retrieve the weapons. After that, pick those bad boys up and make a run for it.]

[ooc: hi sorry if this is a bit too shitposty, i kinda just went for a "random bullshit go" mindset with clef-]

[Cassie]

"[sigh] Usually I'd be happy to get rid of some criminals, buuuut not when I'm working for one..."

(Theme Music)

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

After rummaging for the least lethal weapon he could find, Yukichi pulls out...a dart shotgun. WTF.

"Not gonna go brutal as all hell on him, I'm not a bastard!."

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

Yukichi pulls out a small navigator device he got from his interstellar police department, searches up Sidorov, and...poor Sidorov suddenly has a pink guy showing up RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.

"Alright, you're getting arrested, Sidorov!"

Yukichi grabs Sidorov by the neck, and fires his dart shotgun (with the darts filled with sedative chemicals) at his head. If that doesn't incapacitate him, it'll likely kill him. Gosh...

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

Yukichi starts teleporting ALL OVER THE PLACE, slipping small pieces of paper to basically every Russian Mafia member, that contains this message:

"Enforcer Y here, might I suggest you avoid evading taxes like Sidorov here...or I'll kick all of you out of this planet."

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

Cue Yukichi teleporting back to Carmello's mansion...with all the stolen weaponry teleported back with him.

"Ah, here, Carmello! My job's done here for the day, right?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Al-fucking-righty! Let's do this."



1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

[Clef decides to search for a gun. He'd prefer a rifle or a shotgun, but if neither are available, the typical handgun works.]

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

[Okay, so. Are there scooters here? If so, he's. . Going to ride 'em. Otherwise he'll just fucking r u n while searching for The Man :tm:.]

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.

[Sneak attack, put him at gunpoint, then boom! Shoot him somewhere vital!]

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

[. .he's gonna handwrite something akin to Morse Code, have the message be translated to "stop fucking with Carmello", and put said message next to the asshat that is Sidorov. Because fuck being clear, this post is made by the enigma gang.]

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

[More sneak attacks! Kick the Russian goons' asses before attempting to retrieve the weapons. After that, pick those bad boys up and make a run for it.]



[ooc: hi sorry if this is a bit too shitposty, i kinda just went for a "random bullshit go" mindset with clef-]

Alto has rolled 6, 4, 10, 1, and 10 for a total of 31.

1.      You do manage to find yourself a nice shotgun, effective at close range kills. Let's see what you can do with it.

2.      You're not finding any scooters nearby, so into Little Russia you run. You end up exhausted from your running, but you do find your way into where Sidorov is.

3.      You sneak right behind Sidorov with your shotgun, you fire and BOOM! His head explodes like a ripe watermelon, getting pieces of skull and brain matter everywhere, even on your suit. You got the job done; you just made a real mess doing it.

4.      You get the message prepared on a piece of paper. But then you slip on some of Sidorov's blood and fall right on top of his corpse, getting yourself even messier and the paper falling into the blood, ruining it and making it unreadable.

5.      You manage to hold your own against the goons and retrieve all the weapons and make your escape. But there's just one problem: YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING AMMO!!! Having all the weapons is all well and good, but what good does it do if you don't have any bullets?!! You might as well give them swords and knives for future gun fights! Idiot!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"[sigh] Usually I'd be happy to get rid of some criminals, buuuut not when I'm working for one..."



(Theme Music)



1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.



After rummaging for the least lethal weapon he could find, Yukichi pulls out...a dart shotgun. WTF.



"Not gonna go brutal as all hell on him, I'm not a bastard!."



2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.



Yukichi pulls out a small navigator device he got from his interstellar police department, searches up Sidorov, and...poor Sidorov suddenly has a pink guy showing up RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.



3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.



"Alright, you're getting arrested, Sidorov!"



Yukichi grabs Sidorov by the neck, and fires his dart shotgun (with the darts filled with sedative chemicals) at his head. If that doesn't incapacitate him, it'll likely kill him. Gosh...



4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!



Yukichi starts teleporting ALL OVER THE PLACE, slipping small pieces of paper to basically every Russian Mafia member, that contains this message:



"Enforcer Y here, might I suggest you avoid evading taxes like Sidorov here...or I'll kick all of you out of this planet."



5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.



Cue Yukichi teleporting back to Carmello's mansion...with all the stolen weaponry teleported back with him.



"Ah, here, Carmello! My job's done here for the day, right?"

Yukichi has rolled a 1, 2, 10, 7 and 10 for a total of 30 points.

1.      You find a dart shotgun, but unlucky for you, it goes off and shoots you right in the eye, nearly blinding you and knocking you out for several hours.. And that was the only dart, so tough shit for you. But you still take it with you when you eventually wake up. Maybe you'll find some ammo for it….

2.      And if that weren't bad enough, the navigator device stops working, leaving you on your own to find him by foot in Little Russia. Luckily you find him.

3.      And you do find some darts for your shotgun and you shoot them at Sidorov. Unknown to you however, those darts were filled with cyanide. All you can do is watch him gasping for air, trying in vein to breath as the red blood cells in his body block out the oxygen. He collapses, dead from the very potent poison.

4.      At least this goes right for you. You teleport to the different Russian members, giving them all these pieces of paper. They effectively got the message.

5.      And you get all the weapons with you and teleport back into the mansion, with the weapons at your disposal. But where are you at exactly? You look around and you see a toilet, a sink and a shower. And it dons on you: you're in the bathroom. And here's Mike coming out of the shower after cleaning off that sewer residue. You both scream in embarrassment before quickly running out of the bathroom. But at least you got the weapons there.

[Weirdguy149]

Mike scowled then hid in the shower. "Hey you, this shower is occupied. I have no idea how in the hell you got in here but you have five seconds to get out."

[Cassie]

Dartshot

Yukichi wakes up to find a FUCKING WOUND so close to his eye.

"Gaaaaaah! That didn't went well..."

Cyanide

"...DAMMIT! I was gonna call the cops after I knock him out and this happens!"

Yukichi teleports out of the scene.

Returning

"Alright-Wait. This is the bathroom-"

"AAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD-"

Yukichi quickly leaves the bathroom after screaming.

[Weirdguy149]

"Kids these days, I swear." Mike calmly walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel on his head and a towel on his waist. "I assume there are some fresh clothes that are in my size..."

[artsyGeek]

[For reasons unknown, Clef busts down the door to the mansion. Or at least, tries to. He look. . Very bloody, and it seems like it wasn't exactly his day. It was glorious at some moments, sure, but-]

"Good news! I brought back the weapons! Bad news! I forgot the damn ammo!"