02-27-2021, 01:51:03 AM
>Eleven Attack Man finally surpasses the cockblocking and jabs the Necromancee in the face with his umbrella.
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Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame
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02-27-2021, 01:58:58 AM
> Join the fray by launching a ring of cold blast into the monster
02-27-2021, 02:13:12 AM
The Necromancee stomped on Skid and Pump.
Skid and Pump were knocked out! >Join the fray by launching a ring of cold blast into the monster 20 -3 = 17 MP. 20 +10 = 30 damage. >Eleven Attack Man finally surpasses the cockblocking and jabs the Necromancee in the face with his umbrella. 30 + 9 = 39 damage.
02-27-2021, 02:23:36 AM
> Follow up by firing shards of ice at the monster
02-27-2021, 02:31:54 AM
>Dutifully continue whacking the Necromancee up and down like a tennis ball
02-27-2021, 02:38:16 AM
The Necromancee forcefully swung at Alwyn.
Alwyn was knocked out! >Follow up by firing shards of ice at the monster 17 -3 = 14 MP. 30 +12 = 42 damage. 
02-27-2021, 05:34:39 AM
> Stab the Necromancee with the Kalashnikov's bayonet
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
02-27-2021, 06:41:31 AM
"Hello!" said Magolor as he arrives in the scene.
> Shoot energy spheres at the Necromancee
Hiiii!
02-27-2021, 20:31:38 PM
The Necromancee stomped on Magolor.
Magolor was knocked out! >Stab the Necromancee with the Kalashnikov's bayonet 42 + 5 = 48 damage.
02-27-2021, 21:25:29 PM
> Shoot the Necromancee in the head with said Kalashnikov
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
02-28-2021, 01:20:30 AM
The Necromancee stomped on Boris.
10 damage. >Shoot the Necromancee in the head with said Kalashnikov 48 + 6 = 54 damage.
02-28-2021, 01:33:28 AM
> Summon ice spikes, then drop them on the monster
02-28-2021, 02:39:52 AM
The Necromancee spat fire at Boris.
Boris was knocked out! >Summon ice spikes, then drop them on the monster 14-5 = 9 MP. The Necromancee was knocked out! Victory for FrostNova!
02-28-2021, 02:49:20 AM
She received 800 P, stat boosts, and the power of foresight.
02-28-2021, 02:49:23 AM
[After a minute of silence, the Spookeez get back on their feet, still dazed and only about half-conscious from sustaining so much damage.]
“What just... happened...?” “The... the castle looks... weeeird, eh heh heh heh...” [Their voices are distinctly wavier than usual.] SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY 
02-28-2021, 03:14:57 AM
Bossman slowly gets up, slightly dazed, feeling sore, groaning a bit in pain.
Uh..... we all lost, didn't we?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
02-28-2021, 03:42:24 AM
Of course. It's like you were trying to disregard the curse.
By the way, uh, sorry about this. His Majesty isn't allowing me to give out money as consolation prizes anymore. And I totally get it—I have a business to run. You've gotta make do with what you have! 
02-28-2021, 03:54:46 AM
Jessie groans, holding her head in her hands. Guh -- what happened?
02-28-2021, 06:24:39 AM
And just like that, the lights shot off.
03-01-2021, 19:33:41 PM
The lights shot on again.
One of you primates got unlucky last night . . . . Why don't you go see for yourself? Boris's bed was empty. 
03-01-2021, 19:35:09 PM
"... Wait, that sucks! I liked Boris!"
George immediately gets on the case, snooping around the area. >search bathrooms "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
03-01-2021, 19:37:50 PM
"Boris? Boris, where are you?"
> Search the dining room. |
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