05-29-2021, 02:56:58 AM
Anything else? Anything else to this miserable shitshow?
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
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Brothers In Arms
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05-29-2021, 02:57:14 AM
“Now, fine guests, please leave for now. I need to show these people some prizes I have in store for them...and I would hate for you untrustworthy people to steal any.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
05-29-2021, 02:57:55 AM
"C. .can I ask something regarding my role. .?" [Momoe asks while crying.]
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed 
05-29-2021, 02:58:01 AM
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Fine. I don't care anymore... wait, what about your role?
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
05-29-2021, 02:58:11 AM
"Why... why??"
...oh god Linda's face is even more of a mess right now, from the crying and the oven burns from the previous days and she's knocked her glasses completely askew... and for once she doesn't even seem to care. Nor does she seem to care about the prizes.
Stupid doomed timeline...
05-29-2021, 03:00:34 AM
(05-29-2021, 02:57:55 AM)TheGeekArtist08 Wrote: "C. .can I ask something regarding my role. .?" [Momoe asks while crying.] “I'll discuss what happens to the good guys, and bad guys after my guests leave. I have a whole spectacular planned with props and all.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
05-29-2021, 03:00:59 AM
Google Translate glares at Audley. "Don't believe It's really rich ..." (WE'RE the untrustworthy ones? Pretty rich coming from you...)
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
05-29-2021, 03:04:41 AM
Seedy Joe gets up, fighting back his own tears as he gives Linda a pat on the shoulder.
I'm sure it'll be fine, Linda. Our families know we're not savages. We just got forced into this. Sure they won't hold that against us, he says, seeing as how both of them are family-oriented people, hoping to put her to ease.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
05-29-2021, 03:06:09 AM
"Thanks... Oh my god I hope nobody I know watched this show..."
...ESPECIALLY not Hugo the health inspector. Or Jimmy Pesto. Or any of her family, or anyone at the kids' school, or...
Stupid doomed timeline...
“Well I just hope that you see your family again. And they don't disown you. And stuff like that.”
“Ooh! Wwat if they get a divowce?” … … … .....................................................................
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
05-29-2021, 03:14:42 AM
Adam's not taking this insanity well. He's gone off to the kitchen trying to find some water (yes, water, not white wine) to drink.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
05-29-2021, 03:18:07 AM
Hannibal, meanwhile, looks utterly baffled and confused.
05-29-2021, 03:24:39 AM
Doof walks from his room after having suffered from a bad hangover while sobering up.
Errrr... sorry for acting like a idiot earlier! Heh... wait? You just reminded me of my CHILDHOOD! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? ...yep, he still hasn't fully recovered from his drunkenness.
05-29-2021, 03:29:28 AM
Audley opens up portals, and throws the guests in them.
“They should be home, and you should be in a while. So! It's the final episode! What do you have to say about that? You've all survived so far...how cool is that?” i need to p can eye leev “Yeah sure.” “I also have to- “Be quick.” They both leave.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
05-29-2021, 03:31:53 AM
"Final episode? So we're done cooking people now?"
Linda dry-heaves a bit as she says this.
Stupid doomed timeline...
05-29-2021, 03:36:32 AM
"... yeah shit. That's all I have to say" (...Fuck you. That's what I have to say.) Google Translate says.
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
05-29-2021, 03:38:26 AM
"Hey, wait-AAAAAH!" Adam doesn't manage to finish his water before getting yeeted into the portal.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
05-29-2021, 03:38:47 AM
Puttin' all of us through that for your sick amusement.... I hope you TV people end up on the lowest levels when you all go into the Outhouse to Hell.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
05-29-2021, 03:40:20 AM
The Shag and Helena come back, Helena with a bottle of fine wine in her hand.
“Excuse me, but what's going on?” “Oh! Glad you're all back! Now, the fun starts!” The table is removed, and everybody is able to get up. The Shag dusts himself off. “So now, I must ask, with you few being the ones who survive...” She points to the kitchen, and a big boom can be heard...it's a black hole. “Who's dying first?”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
05-29-2021, 03:42:37 AM
Not me! I'm too young to die! Wait... I'M GOING TO DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
> RUN AWAY FROM THE BLACK HOLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN
05-29-2021, 03:43:31 AM
“Yeah. The black hole's just gonna suck you all up. Better at least let me kill you before you let it kill you.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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