[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

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"Wh... why are you crying? I literally put zero effort into that card." Jocelyn puts her hands at her hips and raises an eyebrow.

"hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Without warning, Stew envelops Jocelyn into a bear hug. She nearly suffocates before he lets go.

He begins talking a mile a minute. "Now, cutie-sweetie-honey-pie-sugar-kitty-lovey-cakes-"

Jocelyn covers Stew's mouth. "Stop- stop- no. No pet names. Now say what you wanted to say."

Stew blushes and clears his throat. "...Now, Jo, you're gonna have to wait until later for your MAIN present. But, for now, here's a gift to tide you over." Stew hands her a box, which she swiftly opens. Inside is a pair of black kneesocks wish a picture of a skull on each of them.

"Oh, cool. Thanks." Jocelyn smiles a bit once more, and Stew starts crying again.