Murderverse Falls

[Caret]

If Eki and Anya aren't mistaken, magic's existence should have been widely known by now. But apparently, magic is still seen as a myth here. They have a feeling this isn't the same old world they've spent years studying.

An Adventurer's Guide to Throwing Off Skeptics

1. Ed asks you to plant one item of false physical evidence, your choice, to make the Feds think it's mundane. Eki and Anya will design fake flyers calling for volunteers for the "Prankster Society of the Pacific Northwest" and stuff them in trash cans. Hopefully, this will convince Renard and Judge that whatever's happening here is just a prank meant to waste the government's time.
   
   
2. Chat up either Renard (a big conspiracy theory guy, you hear) or Judge (a medical doctor as well as an FBI agent) and find another way to put them off the scent. The feds are probably interested in the kids' animal traits and where they came from. That's a problem. Anya takes up the responsibility of chatting with them, since it's easier to hide her nonhuman features than Eki's. She scours her wardrobe for something that'll completely hide her tail, and also combs her hair so it covers the pointy ends of her ears. Once her preparations are complete, Anya will hit Judge up and tell her that Eki simply likes dressing up as animals, which explains their ears and tail. She'll also tell Judge that her whole future thing is just an elaborate joke.
   
   
3. Do some discreet sabotage on their belongings so they'll be forced to return to Washington. D.C., not the state.
   Simple. Just have other people do it for you so the FBI won't suspect a thing. Eki and Anya will recruit some local teens to smash up the feds' belongings and throw them into the river while the duo do normal teenager things far away from where the agents set up shop. If the teens ask for anything in return, Anya will let them borrow their skysail for a few hours. This is definitely a wise idea.