Murderverse Falls

[Kennifer]

1. Ed asks you to plant one item of false physical evidence, your choice, to make the Feds think it's mundane.
Beforehand, Bunyan tells Babe to lay on her cabin bed and stay still the whole time so she can claim that he's a stuffed animal in case the agents ask. Considering all of the trees she cut down throughout her time in the town, she gathers all of the logs she could find and stack them together in the forest so the agents can assume that there's some lumberjacks doing their business in the town (which is technically true).

This works really well. Not only does Babe pass convincingly as a stuffed animal, the stacks of wood are mundane enough to draw attention away from you. (Rolled 9 +1 for lumberjacking skills for a total of 10.)

2. Chat up either Renard (a big conspiracy theory guy, you hear) or Judge (a medical doctor as well as an FBI agent) and find another way to put them off the scent.

"Oh, bonjour madame!" Bunyan greets Judge. "My name is Pauline and while I'm around 12 years old, you can tell that I'm very tall for someone my age. That's because I have Gigantism. Do you know of any people that had it too?"

Could Bunyan have changed her height to a much more reasonable height a child could've have? Perhaps, but she had a gut feeling that the agents are aware of someone with abnormal height being in the town, so she decided that staying at her default height of six feet would be a safer move, since she'll be screwed if they caught her or at least suspected her of being able to change her height. She picked Judge as due to being an medical doctor, she'll be more likely to believe Bunyan's claim instead of Renard who would've accused her of being an actual giant of folklore.

Agent Judge finds you very interesting because of your height. She wants to give you an examination, for science, and your insistence that you're just tall gets the attention of Agent Renard as well. You've got them both on your tail now and have to give them the slip. (Rolled 1.)

3. Do some discreet sabotage on their belongings so they'll be forced to return to Washington. D.C., not the state.

Paul Bunyan searches for wherever the agents could've set up camp and then hack at their belongings with her trusty axe. She intends to chop down and whack everything with her axe until everything is a big mess and heavily destroyed. She hides in a room, enters her spiritual body form and sneaks out before the agents could return.

This works a lot better. Everything's a mess and they're on the next flight back to DC. Hopefully they've forgotten about wanting to examine you in the chaos. (Rolled 10 +1 for strength for a total of 11.)

Bunyan has scored 22 points.