Murderverse Falls

[Kennifer]

1. Ed asks you to plant one item of false physical evidence, your choice, to make the Feds think it's mundane.
Guys, did you see the cat running around? Aww, so cute and mischievous, clearly everything that's happened here is just cute kitty shenanigans. There must be a whole clowder living here, and the disappearances are probably because people adopted stray cats and immediately ran back home to take care of them. Without telling anyone. Yep, that all adds up purrfectly.

Whoa! That is a very cute cat! There's some questioning about how some of the... messier disappearances might be related to people leaving to take care of cats, but after a while Agent Judge comes up with some (flimsyish) mundane explanation to those too. For now. (Rolled 4 +1 for kitty cuteness for a total of 5.)

2. Chat up either Renard (a big conspiracy theory guy, you hear) or Judge (a medical doctor as well as an FBI agent) and find another way to put them off the scent.
Whoa! There's a cat on your lap! You're trapped!! Everyone knows that ancient cat law forbids standing up when there's a sleepy purrbaby on you.

Lucky jumps gracefully into the lap of the nearest agent, curls into a ball, and begins purring up a storm. Awww! Yeah, they'll be distracted by the triangle ears and the meow meow for a while. (Rolled 8 +1 for kitty cuteness for a total of 9.)

3. Do some discreet sabotage on their belongings so they'll be forced to return to Washington. D.C., not the state.
Uh-oh! While they weren't looking, it looks like someone sharpened their claws on all their important documents! Probably not Lucky, probably one of the other cats. There's just no way to tell.

A couple things get shredded, but may be able to be reconstructed. Lucky did manage to make a bit of work for them at least, but not enough to send them home immediately. (Rolled 2 +1 for sharp claws for a total of 3.)

Lucky has a total of 17 points.