11-23-2023, 04:00:23 AM
purr-yptid
1. Ed asks you to plant one item of false physical evidence, your choice, to make the Feds think it's mundane.
Guys, did you see the cat running around? Aww, so cute and mischievous, clearly everything that's happened here is just cute kitty shenanigans. There must be a whole clowder living here, and the disappearances are probably because people adopted stray cats and immediately ran back home to take care of them. Without telling anyone. Yep, that all adds up purrfectly.
2. Chat up either Renard (a big conspiracy theory guy, you hear) or Judge (a medical doctor as well as an FBI agent) and find another way to put them off the scent.
Whoa! There's a cat on your lap! You're trapped!! Everyone knows that ancient cat law forbids standing up when there's a sleepy purrbaby on you.
3. Do some discreet sabotage on their belongings so they'll be forced to return to Washington. D.C., not the state.
Uh-oh! While they weren't looking, it looks like someone sharpened their claws on all their important documents! Probably not Lucky, probably one of the other cats. There's just no way to tell.
Guys, did you see the cat running around? Aww, so cute and mischievous, clearly everything that's happened here is just cute kitty shenanigans. There must be a whole clowder living here, and the disappearances are probably because people adopted stray cats and immediately ran back home to take care of them. Without telling anyone. Yep, that all adds up purrfectly.
2. Chat up either Renard (a big conspiracy theory guy, you hear) or Judge (a medical doctor as well as an FBI agent) and find another way to put them off the scent.
Whoa! There's a cat on your lap! You're trapped!! Everyone knows that ancient cat law forbids standing up when there's a sleepy purrbaby on you.
3. Do some discreet sabotage on their belongings so they'll be forced to return to Washington. D.C., not the state.
Uh-oh! While they weren't looking, it looks like someone sharpened their claws on all their important documents! Probably not Lucky, probably one of the other cats. There's just no way to tell.
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