02-13-2021, 12:44:01 PM
A vague figure with no visually apparent traits whatsoever bursts out of the employees only section, decked out with an impressive amount of improvised weapons and armor and riding the noblest of steeds, a forklift. Javelins crafted from mop-handles with knives taped on, body armor crafted from pleated butcher's paper, a perfectly normal fire axe, a second fire axe converted into a halberd via use of a much longer handle combined with knife blades welded onto the head, and an apparently unmodified 17th century musket from who-knows-where are only part of the vast arsenal strapped onto their person. How long did they spend in the back room preparing all this? Weeks? Months? It is a mystery.
The figure then dismounts the forklift and hefts a shield made of painted chipboard and ringed and bossed with solder, starting a quick advance towards the bat-winged person, axe in their other hand. On seeing that clearly the potentially flying nature of their target may interfere with the "shield bash and axe them until they stop moving" plan, they throw a makeshift javelin at the bat-winged individual, hoping to prevent them from taking to the air.
The figure then dismounts the forklift and hefts a shield made of painted chipboard and ringed and bossed with solder, starting a quick advance towards the bat-winged person, axe in their other hand. On seeing that clearly the potentially flying nature of their target may interfere with the "shield bash and axe them until they stop moving" plan, they throw a makeshift javelin at the bat-winged individual, hoping to prevent them from taking to the air.
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