Murderverse Falls

[Kennifer]

1. Yeah, we need to actually contain the capybara. It's swimming in the river, now. What are you going to do?

What the fuck do capybaras like, thinks Destiny. Fruit? Maybe. Destiny finds herself the nicest fruit she can find, and then sets up a simple pit trap. Covers it with sticks and leaves and puts the fruit right on top. At least capybaras are smaller than humanoids, she thinks.

The capybara is easily lured by the fruit and falls into the trap. She seems to be unhurt; you can see her in the pit munching an apple. (Rolled 10.)

2. Aww! The capybara looks like she's pregnant. I think we'll need to make a suitable location for the mama capybara to give birth. And we're gonna need some capybara food, she's going to be hungry.

More fruit? Once the capybara's nice in the pit, Destiny can retrieve it, put it in her cabin, put it in her bed (she's always prefered the floor anyways, she thinks.) for it to give birth. And also the fruit. Look, beds are places for things to give birth, right? She also offers the capybara some Tylenol.

The capybara finds your bed very comfy, making herself a nice nest in the blanket to have her babies. She's not going to turn down more fruit, either, she and the babies seem to be doing well. (Rolled 9).

3. Where did the capybara come from? Do your best to help figure out where this capy came from and where she and her little ones should be returned to, presumably.

Look up local zoos in the area. One of them probably lost it. If any of them report a missing capybara, call them up to collect it. If they don't, or if they're one of those shitty zoos that, she doesn't know, makes capybaras pole dance for lettuce, she's just going to call a nearby good zoo and demand they pick it up or else.

You're having some trouble finding zoos that are open now. The one you do get ahold of, though, seems pretty excited about the capybaras, so you drop them off. Too bad it was one of the shittier zoos... maybe that's why she escaped and will do so again. (Rolled 1.)

Destiny has a total of 20 points.