Murderverse Falls

[KungFuCutbug]

[Oh shit, animal handling. That's a field X is actually somewhat experienced in! Thanks, Doc!]

so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

1. Yeah, we need to actually contain the capybara. It's swimming in the river, now. What are you going to do?
[A container. Okay, cool, that should be easy enough to find. Capybaras are like, large dog sized, right? A big ol' kennel should do the trick. As for getting her in there? It's time for X's classic trick: singing to it. The song will help lead it to where it's supposed to go—]

2. Aww! The capybara looks like she's pregnant. I think we'll need to make a suitable location for the mama capybara to give birth. And we're gonna need some capybara food, she's going to be hungry.
"Oh, shit! It has babies?!" [Okay, maybe the kennel can wait. There's probably a shady spot somewhere on the facility. He'll use his singing to lead her there instead, and wait for her to give birth. As for the food... what do capybaras like to eat? Oranges? Oranges should work.]

3. Where did the capybara come from? Do your best to help figure out where this capy came from and where she and her little ones should be returned to, presumably.
[And this step should be easy. There's gotta be a zoo somewhere close by, right? Look up any local zoos in the area and contact them about their potential escapee(s).]