09-29-2023, 22:11:56 PM
1. Yeah, we need to actually contain the capybara. It's swimming in the river, now. What are you going to do?
What the fuck do capybaras like, thinks Destiny. Fruit? Maybe. Destiny finds herself the nicest fruit she can find, and then sets up a simple pit trap. Covers it with sticks and leaves and puts the fruit right on top. At least capybaras are smaller than humanoids, she thinks.
2. Aww! The capybara looks like she's pregnant. I think we'll need to make a suitable location for the mama capybara to give birth. And we're gonna need some capybara food, she's going to be hungry.
More fruit? Once the capybara's nice in the pit, Destiny can retrieve it, put it in her cabin, put it in her bed (she's always prefered the floor anyways, she thinks.) for it to give birth. And also the fruit. Look, beds are places for things to give birth, right? She also offers the capybara some Tylenol.
3. Where did the capybara come from? Do your best to help figure out where this capy came from and where she and her little ones should be returned to, presumably.
Look up local zoos in the area. One of them probably lost it. If any of them report a missing capybara, call them up to collect it. If they don't, or if they're one of those shitty zoos that, she doesn't know, makes capybaras pole dance for lettuce, she's just going to call a nearby good zoo and demand they pick it up or else.
What the fuck do capybaras like, thinks Destiny. Fruit? Maybe. Destiny finds herself the nicest fruit she can find, and then sets up a simple pit trap. Covers it with sticks and leaves and puts the fruit right on top. At least capybaras are smaller than humanoids, she thinks.
2. Aww! The capybara looks like she's pregnant. I think we'll need to make a suitable location for the mama capybara to give birth. And we're gonna need some capybara food, she's going to be hungry.
More fruit? Once the capybara's nice in the pit, Destiny can retrieve it, put it in her cabin, put it in her bed (she's always prefered the floor anyways, she thinks.) for it to give birth. And also the fruit. Look, beds are places for things to give birth, right? She also offers the capybara some Tylenol.
3. Where did the capybara come from? Do your best to help figure out where this capy came from and where she and her little ones should be returned to, presumably.
Look up local zoos in the area. One of them probably lost it. If any of them report a missing capybara, call them up to collect it. If they don't, or if they're one of those shitty zoos that, she doesn't know, makes capybaras pole dance for lettuce, she's just going to call a nearby good zoo and demand they pick it up or else.