09-27-2023, 20:47:52 PM
Oooh, a capybara... my mum has a pet like this back in Bigtown! I wonder if I could teach it skateboards...
Jimothy, focus! You've got a job to do!
Jimothy, focus! You've got a job to do!
Capybara Mission Time!
1: Well, Jimothy can't swim... so this is going to be particularly tough! Maybe try coaxing it out with... friendly-sounding noises? Tasty-looking grass? Something along those lines should work.
2: ... Grunkle Ed, do you have a spare paddling pool? Given these things seem to like water... Presumably, Ed will try and get Jimothy to pay for one. And when he succeeds in doing so, Jimothy will also gather some wood from the... woods, to make a makeshift fence near the guest cabins. Then he'll just... start gathering leaves? A capybara's a vegaterian, right? A wheelbarrow of leaves should be fine...
3: Well, given that Jimothy's "definitely not" here to catalogue Earth's creatures and defences, Jimothy will "definitely not" use tracking skills to follow the capybara's path to here... he'll just... "go with his gut". Sure.
2: ... Grunkle Ed, do you have a spare paddling pool? Given these things seem to like water... Presumably, Ed will try and get Jimothy to pay for one. And when he succeeds in doing so, Jimothy will also gather some wood from the... woods, to make a makeshift fence near the guest cabins. Then he'll just... start gathering leaves? A capybara's a vegaterian, right? A wheelbarrow of leaves should be fine...
3: Well, given that Jimothy's "definitely not" here to catalogue Earth's creatures and defences, Jimothy will "definitely not" use tracking skills to follow the capybara's path to here... he'll just... "go with his gut". Sure.
hey who turned out the lights?