Murderverse Falls

[Risdio51]

I've been here the whole time. I have not once been absent. You're crazy. You're making things up.


…anyways, challenge!

Survival 101, a New Yorker's Perspective 

* Find out which direction you need to be going to get back
"Ugh, of course I get lost in the woods here. Central Park is confusing as is…sun rises in the east and sets in the west, right? Follow that logic to get me started, then retrace my steps."
* Make something to keep the rain off while you walk
"I could find some bark from a tree, fashion myself something to keep the rain off my back. Wouldn't be splendid or convent like an umbrella, would probably be gross, but I could make something work."
* Find something in the woods you can eat on the way so you have enough energy. If you need to, figure out how to cook it.

"Are you sure I can't pack a Cliff bar or something? Fine. The chief's not gonna like me using NYPD weaponry for hunting, but what else are you gonna do in an emergency? A nice deer will do. As for cooking…there's probably plenty of twigs around, hopefully dry enough to start a fire."