Party To Treason 2: Valdragon's Coup

[Florien]

Lt. Mac Cumhaill's Plan

• Camera Inspection? In drag? That's certainly a plan. Surprisingly, it works well enough and they actually let you delete the camera footage and turn them off.
  
• Using your powerful strength to push the Captain out to sea works, for a bit. But it's not going to be much of a delay, there's decent reception on the planet due to satellite usage, so they're able to call in help to get them back to shore, late, tired, and starburned.
  
• You mess with the controls, hoping that that resolves the problem. It does interfere with the array quite a bit, but it's nothing too hard to fix, and it's all pretty obviously been tampered with, so it's not like they'll just not notice.
  
• Your trickery does not work, the listening post is notorious. However, you are combat experienced, and an expert in the blade. (also you're at minimum nine feet tall, and probably a bit taller than that, which does give you a reach advantage.) You easily hold off the pitiful rebel attack.
  

Very well. Let's see what we have here... We're going to have a slight delay while I find someone to replace Blixbo, but for now, I think we can say it's a close-run thing here between Mac Cumhaill and Lucky. I'm going to have to choose the cat.

I can't believe you all let yourselves get outdone by a cat! You know what, I'm promoting the cat. Balance in all things, as there are two lieutenants, there are now two majors. You should all be ashamed of your poor performance.

Valdragon casually ignores that pretty much everyone actually did fulfill at least part of the objective in his shaming, but at this point, it's routine for him to find a reason to insult your performance, so as to manage expectations.

Congratulations on your promotion, Meowjer Lucky. You have the Valdragon points for the next vote, which will be postponed until we can get a replacement for Blixbo.