09-12-2023, 23:24:57 PM
Lucky's plan, the best plan ever:
The first problem with the post is, annoyingly, the door...
Lucky knows the purrfect solution to this: scratch and scratch and meow and meow at the door until someone lets him in! And then, once he's inside, immediately turn around and WAIT SHIT NO BELAY THAT he needs to stay inside!
The second problem is the Regional Director of Internal Security, Captain Usanako...
This will require Lucky to invoke ancient cat law. He finds Usanako and curls up on their lap. They're trapped now. Nobody can disturb a sleeping cat. It's simply impossible.
Obviously, this won't last multiple weeks. But it won't need to.
The third problem is the post itself...
If Lucky was Florence Ambrose, he'd be able to sneak in, plug in a bootable memory stick to install spyware, and get a sneaky back door into their power cord. With that, Lucky can coordinate with a team back home to make sure the base sees only what the coup wants seen. Once the coup succeeds, the spyware can be remotely ordered to self-destruct and the power pwn can be removed.
Sadly, Lucky is an ordinary non-sapient non-anthropomorphic cat, and also currently occupied occupying Usanako, so his handler will have to do all that instead.
The fourth problem is the Independence Front of the Outer Sector...
The battle plan is for aforementioned hacking shenanigans to be subtle enough so that the Independence Front does not, in fact, see any weakness. ... but just in case that falls through, Lucky is prepared to CLAW AND BITE AND BITE AND BITE anyone that tries to invade.
Lucky knows the purrfect solution to this: scratch and scratch and meow and meow at the door until someone lets him in! And then, once he's inside, immediately turn around and WAIT SHIT NO BELAY THAT he needs to stay inside!
The second problem is the Regional Director of Internal Security, Captain Usanako...
This will require Lucky to invoke ancient cat law. He finds Usanako and curls up on their lap. They're trapped now. Nobody can disturb a sleeping cat. It's simply impossible.
Obviously, this won't last multiple weeks. But it won't need to.
The third problem is the post itself...
If Lucky was Florence Ambrose, he'd be able to sneak in, plug in a bootable memory stick to install spyware, and get a sneaky back door into their power cord. With that, Lucky can coordinate with a team back home to make sure the base sees only what the coup wants seen. Once the coup succeeds, the spyware can be remotely ordered to self-destruct and the power pwn can be removed.
Sadly, Lucky is an ordinary non-sapient non-anthropomorphic cat, and also currently occupied occupying Usanako, so his handler will have to do all that instead.
The fourth problem is the Independence Front of the Outer Sector...
The battle plan is for aforementioned hacking shenanigans to be subtle enough so that the Independence Front does not, in fact, see any weakness. ... but just in case that falls through, Lucky is prepared to CLAW AND BITE AND BITE AND BITE anyone that tries to invade.
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