Party To Treason 2: Valdragon's Coup

[Whistle]

Formula One

1. Throw marinara on the security cameras, use the glass to pry open a door, and try to sneak in without being detected.
   
2. Try to reason with Usanako, tell them about how stressed they must be with the coup. Offer them a jam sandwich. Invite them to a beach vacation on the island you visited to make them relax, if only for one day. Then, after escaping, simply leave them there buried up to their neck in the sand while you sail back to the mainland.
   
3. Jam the signals. Literally. Throw your largest jar of jam at the antenna to try to break it, especially on the thin parts where it can be easily bent. The jam may contain a bit of mercury or another weak acid that will seep into the material and weaken it somehow.
   
4. Try to create smoke and fog with an array of campfires to confuse the ships. Meanwhile, throw jam or marinara from random areas to distract the ships and make them try to attack each other rather than the camp. If that fails, just throw some knives willy-nilly at the people on the deck.