Murderverse Falls

[Kennifer]

Great, we got lost in the woods by our fine leaders. Great job there, guys, Mindy said in a bitter ironic way. What's next? You'll all lead us to a camp and we all get killed by some evil counselor? Brilliant, guys, just brilliant.

Instead of moping though, Mindy will get right to work.

1. See, where I come from, you gotta watch for some kinda landmark when you go into somewhere unfamiliar. I looked at everywhere around me, like some kinda rock, a weird-lookin' tree, kept it all in my head as I went along. Then I look around for everything I kept in mind and before I know it, I'm outta the woods, no thanks to our Scout Leaders here.

This goes pretty well, you found a rock with an unusual moss formation on it, which you're able to keep in mind to find again to help you get out.  (Rolled 6 +1 for street smarts for a total of 7).

2. Rain? It ain't quite time to hit the showers just yet. Rather be in the privacy of my cabin for that. I'll look around for some dead trees. There's gotta be some kinda bark I can break off. I'll just use that and hold it over my head to keep myself dry.

It takes a bit of effort to find a tree with loose bark, and when you do... oops it's got a hole in it and you get wet anyway. (Rolled 2 +1 for street smarts for a total of 3).

3. Oh yea, that hawk that Paul Bunyan and I took down. I'll just use my hands to start a nice little fire and roast the thing. It'd be well-done, and I'm pretty sure it'll taste like chicken. That's what people say about everything. Human meat, caterpillars, frogs. They all taste like chicken. So I don't see why a hawk wouldn't taste like chicken. But either way, a nice warm meal.

A little too warm, actually. You get a bit overzealous and end up burning it. There's still some edible meat, at least. (Rolled 2 +1 for pyrokinesis +1 for street smarts for a total of 4.)

Mindy has scored 14 points.