09-12-2023, 02:30:50 AM
Great, we got lost in the woods by our fine leaders. Great job there, guys, Mindy said in a bitter ironic way. What's next? You'll all lead us to a camp and we all get killed by some evil counselor? Brilliant, guys, just brilliant.
Instead of moping though, Mindy will get right to work.
1. See, where I come from, you gotta watch for some kinda landmark when you go into somewhere unfamiliar. I looked at everywhere around me, like some kinda rock, a weird-lookin' tree, kept it all in my head as I went along. Then I look around for everything I kept in mind and before I know it, I'm outta the woods, no thanks to our Scout Leaders here.
2. Rain? It ain't quite time to hit the showers just yet. Rather be in the privacy of my cabin for that. I'll look around for some dead trees. There's gotta be some kinda bark I can break off. I'll just use that and hold it over my head to keep myself dry.
3. Oh yea, that hawk that Paul Bunyan and I took down. I'll just use my hands to start a nice little fire and roast the thing. It'd be well-done, and I'm pretty sure it'll taste like chicken. That's what people say about everything. Human meat, caterpillars, frogs. They all taste like chicken. So I don't see why a hawk wouldn't taste like chicken. But either way, a nice warm meal.
Instead of moping though, Mindy will get right to work.
1. See, where I come from, you gotta watch for some kinda landmark when you go into somewhere unfamiliar. I looked at everywhere around me, like some kinda rock, a weird-lookin' tree, kept it all in my head as I went along. Then I look around for everything I kept in mind and before I know it, I'm outta the woods, no thanks to our Scout Leaders here.
2. Rain? It ain't quite time to hit the showers just yet. Rather be in the privacy of my cabin for that. I'll look around for some dead trees. There's gotta be some kinda bark I can break off. I'll just use that and hold it over my head to keep myself dry.
3. Oh yea, that hawk that Paul Bunyan and I took down. I'll just use my hands to start a nice little fire and roast the thing. It'd be well-done, and I'm pretty sure it'll taste like chicken. That's what people say about everything. Human meat, caterpillars, frogs. They all taste like chicken. So I don't see why a hawk wouldn't taste like chicken. But either way, a nice warm meal.
I like bananas. They're yellow.