Party To Treason 2: Valdragon's Coup

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WarioWare: Hack It!

1. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Me and my friends... I mean junior political officers CODE for a living! I'll have them develop a devastating cyberweapon that'll help me crack this post open, and make the cyberattack seem like it came from another country. Once the cyberweapon is deployed, it'll replace the camera feed with fake footage, allowing me to burst in with my WARIO STRENGTH!"

2. "This is no challenge for Wario! I'll just punch the cranky captain's and the guards' noggins until they all pass out! After that, I'll carefully rearrange the crime scene to make it look like one one the guards did it! Genius, am I right? (By the way, my employees at WarioWare will NEVER revolt against me! I swear!)

3. "Remember the cyberweapon I used to get into this stinky base? It's time for its magic to REALLY SHINE! According to my loyal aide Dr. Crygor, it'll "use advanced cryptography techniques to scramble
all data and critical OS files, effectively rendering the post's computers unusable until valid biometrical data is provided." PHEW, that's a lot of technobabble! Point is, this post's going down thanks to the power of the INTERNET! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

4. "SURPRISE! Wario has more connections with the intergalactic community than you might think! Using these connections, I'll spread COMPLETELY FAKE rumors of a dangerous bioweapon being stored on a planet in the middle of nowhere, along with rumors of Alliance traitors inside the front, so they'll kill each other instead of the Alliance! They can't attack the post if they don't know who to trust!"