09-02-2023, 23:19:29 PM
Golfing for Beginners
1. We'll start simple: across a 15-foot span of river (no bridge)
"The good news is that I do have a sort of iron that could be used in golfing. The bad news is that it might not be ideal. A 9MM pistol. Shoot the ball, knocking it up into the sky and into the hole."
2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood
"Hm…how about using a bit of pyrokinesis to make that redwood a bit easier to shoot into? Parasite powers sure do come in handy."
3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through
"The last bit will be the easiest to deal with. Clear the blades with a grenade launcher, then take the shot as normal. I have faith in my minigolfing abilities."
"The good news is that I do have a sort of iron that could be used in golfing. The bad news is that it might not be ideal. A 9MM pistol. Shoot the ball, knocking it up into the sky and into the hole."
2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood
"Hm…how about using a bit of pyrokinesis to make that redwood a bit easier to shoot into? Parasite powers sure do come in handy."
3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through
"The last bit will be the easiest to deal with. Clear the blades with a grenade launcher, then take the shot as normal. I have faith in my minigolfing abilities."
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

