Murderverse Falls

[KungFuCutbug]

[Well, fly fishing was a bust. Maybe golfing will be more enriching.]

Summer and Cherry Go Golfing

1. We'll start simple: across a 15-foot span of river (no bridge)

[Oh, come on, you're making this too simple. Summer simply picks up a club and swings it as hard as she can—which, given her bulky frame, is pretty hard—to launch the golf ball across the river.]

2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood

[Ooh. Now this one's a bit tougher. Summer pauses to think for a second... and then, as she catches her reflection in the metal baseball bat slung over her shoulder, an idea strikes her.] "Oi, old man, we're allowed to use our own equipment for this, right?" [She tosses her golf club aside and throws the golf ball high into the air, winding up her bat and swinging it in an attempt to launch the ball into the tree's crown that way.]

3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through

[Summer stands at the start of this course, looking a bit caught off-guard by the sudden jump in complexity. Crap, she doesn't have time for this.] "Yo, Val, it's your go!"

"Already? O-okay! I was wondering when I'd get a shot, hah!"

[Cherry picks up Summer's discarded golf club and swings it in a way that the ball launches into the air. Then, once it's airborne, she quickly starts shooting small bolts of lightning from her fingertips to propel the ball so that it hits the obstacles and goes through an opening in the windmill without having to touch the ground until it reaches the hole, whereupon she decides to... slam dunk the ball into it.]

"...Uh. Wrong sport?"

"You used your bat earlier, you have no room to judge!"