08-31-2023, 01:40:51 AM
Destiny Goes Clubbing
1. We'll start simple: across a 15-foot span of river (no bridge)
Destiny heads to the mini golf place. She is...kind of drunk, and she seems to be holding the club in a very, very precarious way. I don't expect to do well with the RNG. She swings the club around, nearly hitting anyone around her, before....just throwing the ball across the river. She's thrown things before, her throw is not so bad she can't make a 15 foot throw.
2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood
Huh, put it in the crown. Sure, uh, sure...
Destiny just climbs the tree, when no one is looking, and places the ball there. She just needs to get up, and once she does so, she jumps off the tree and lands in a roll. Hopefully.
3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through
As much as she's been fucking around doing the bare minimum to get all of this done...it's not like Destiny's fully incompetent.
Once she gets to this part, she splashes her face with some cold water from the river, and actually begins to use the club for once. She holds onto it with the same grip she did her trusty pistol, and she prepares her trajectory.
Build some speed using a ramp, hit the little gnome, first, then bounce off a rock feature, then onto a little mini monument, then off a fake tree, then through a waterfall, before letting it land right through the windmill. The windmill's very regular in it's timing; she knows the trick with these things. Try and hit it while the blades are blocking the hole, rather than while it's not blocking it. All psychological bullshit.
And then, get another drink.
Destiny heads to the mini golf place. She is...kind of drunk, and she seems to be holding the club in a very, very precarious way. I don't expect to do well with the RNG. She swings the club around, nearly hitting anyone around her, before....just throwing the ball across the river. She's thrown things before, her throw is not so bad she can't make a 15 foot throw.
2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood
Huh, put it in the crown. Sure, uh, sure...
Destiny just climbs the tree, when no one is looking, and places the ball there. She just needs to get up, and once she does so, she jumps off the tree and lands in a roll. Hopefully.
3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through
As much as she's been fucking around doing the bare minimum to get all of this done...it's not like Destiny's fully incompetent.
Once she gets to this part, she splashes her face with some cold water from the river, and actually begins to use the club for once. She holds onto it with the same grip she did her trusty pistol, and she prepares her trajectory.
Build some speed using a ramp, hit the little gnome, first, then bounce off a rock feature, then onto a little mini monument, then off a fake tree, then through a waterfall, before letting it land right through the windmill. The windmill's very regular in it's timing; she knows the trick with these things. Try and hit it while the blades are blocking the hole, rather than while it's not blocking it. All psychological bullshit.
And then, get another drink.