08-31-2023, 01:08:59 AM
Who needs clubs when you got a pitcher on the mound?
1. Across the river with a putter? Yeah I could swing my club at it to get it across. But why hit when I can just pitch the thing over the river? It'd be the bottom of the 9th. I'm here to strike out my opponents. Put some "oomph" into it. Toss that fastball, watch it go right past the river into the hole, no problem!
2. Right up into the crown? You know who you're talkin' to? I'mma pretend I'm back at Coney Island, tryin' ta win the prize and bring down the milk bottles. Most people can't do it, but I managed to do so and get me a cute little plush bunny. But goin' upwards? Still no problem! I'll just throw this right up to the crown itself!
3. Okay, now I'll probably use the club here. I don't think I can get all fancy with my throws here. But what I'll do, use a little bit of math. Look at the certain obstacles, see which one can get me more bounce, more oomph. Whack the ball over, watch it fly and bounce all over, past the windmill blades, hole in one!
2. Right up into the crown? You know who you're talkin' to? I'mma pretend I'm back at Coney Island, tryin' ta win the prize and bring down the milk bottles. Most people can't do it, but I managed to do so and get me a cute little plush bunny. But goin' upwards? Still no problem! I'll just throw this right up to the crown itself!
3. Okay, now I'll probably use the club here. I don't think I can get all fancy with my throws here. But what I'll do, use a little bit of math. Look at the certain obstacles, see which one can get me more bounce, more oomph. Whack the ball over, watch it fly and bounce all over, past the windmill blades, hole in one!
I like bananas. They're yellow.