08-31-2023, 00:45:36 AM
Emilia's Faetastic Golf Adventure
1. We'll start simple: across a 15-foot span of river (no bridge)
"I'm not sure if I have enough strength to putt a ball across a river. I'm sorry if I'm cheating a little, but I'll turn into a duck and swim across the river, carrying the ball with my beak. Once I'm on the other side, I'll turn back to normal and hit the ball into the hole! Easy peasy."
2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood
"OK, that's just rubbish! How am I supposed to hit a ball a couple hundred feet into the air with just a putter? Luckily enough, I have a solution! Call me a filthy casual, but I'm gonna cheat some more. I'll fly to the top as an eagle, carrying the ball in my talons, and drop the ball into the crown. After that, I'll parachute down to the ground with my skysail. I'm sure I'll stick the landing this time!"
3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through.
"They're saving the most straightforward hole for last, huh? I'll just pay close attention to the windmill and putt when the time is right. And maybe give myself some extra muscle so I can make the shot. Why didn't I think of that earlier?"
"I'm not sure if I have enough strength to putt a ball across a river. I'm sorry if I'm cheating a little, but I'll turn into a duck and swim across the river, carrying the ball with my beak. Once I'm on the other side, I'll turn back to normal and hit the ball into the hole! Easy peasy."
2. Straight up into the crown of a mature redwood
"OK, that's just rubbish! How am I supposed to hit a ball a couple hundred feet into the air with just a putter? Luckily enough, I have a solution! Call me a filthy casual, but I'm gonna cheat some more. I'll fly to the top as an eagle, carrying the ball in my talons, and drop the ball into the crown. After that, I'll parachute down to the ground with my skysail. I'm sure I'll stick the landing this time!"
3. Hitting five different obstacles, then passing through a windmill feature that's turning so that the windmill blades don't stop it from going through.
"They're saving the most straightforward hole for last, huh? I'll just pay close attention to the windmill and putt when the time is right. And maybe give myself some extra muscle so I can make the shot. Why didn't I think of that earlier?"