08-24-2023, 03:02:16 AM
Barbecue
[*]Valdragon is watching, but you're technically free to go. So what are you going to pack for your trip, and will you be sufficiently prepared to have all the fun you could ever want?
[*]Pack all your identical outfits in case things get sandy. But otherwise why wear anything else. Of course, bring your cooking supplies if you can.
[*]The island is nice enough, and it's a great time! The lighthouse looks dangerous, the radio tower looks very dangerous, and there's skateboard marks that never got cleaned up on the bar at the Bar and Grille-with-an-e(tm), and you're going on the tour! Captain Keyes is showing off the forest of bones when you proceed to spot a sniper rifle lying on the ground, covered partially in leaves. It's filthy and has sunk partially into the ground, but it's still operational. What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
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Find some exotic birds to whip up for your latest meal... unless you find them too cute, in which case you can empty a magazine point-blank into some lost chickens. A little lead never hurt nobody.
[*]You may be servants of a highly authoritarian regime involved in a plot to overthrow it and replace it with most likely more of the same, and probably all have problems with corruption and graft, and a few of you definitely either got your positions through bribery or some form of nepotism, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun! You've been given access to several buckets, some sandcastle tools, and a shovel, and it's extremely unlikely you're being made to dig your own grave, so what's the sandcastle plan? (Feel free to use visual mediums if you want)
[*]Build the world's tallest burger, of course. Try to make sure it surmounts whatever the tallest building is... the lighthouse? Eh, if it falls over who cares, that thing's pretty old and sand probably won't hurt it too much.
[*]And finally, you have some time to yourself. What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort? This is a freeform question.
Try to mingle with the others as a waiter at whatever the pub is—sorry, gotta say goodbye to the hat—and try to see if I can sus out anyone who's trying to destroy us. If that happens, I have something in the works for them... don't worry, it's not poision, genuinely.
[*]Pack all your identical outfits in case things get sandy. But otherwise why wear anything else. Of course, bring your cooking supplies if you can.
[*]The island is nice enough, and it's a great time! The lighthouse looks dangerous, the radio tower looks very dangerous, and there's skateboard marks that never got cleaned up on the bar at the Bar and Grille-with-an-e(tm), and you're going on the tour! Captain Keyes is showing off the forest of bones when you proceed to spot a sniper rifle lying on the ground, covered partially in leaves. It's filthy and has sunk partially into the ground, but it's still operational. What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
[*]
Find some exotic birds to whip up for your latest meal... unless you find them too cute, in which case you can empty a magazine point-blank into some lost chickens. A little lead never hurt nobody.
[*]You may be servants of a highly authoritarian regime involved in a plot to overthrow it and replace it with most likely more of the same, and probably all have problems with corruption and graft, and a few of you definitely either got your positions through bribery or some form of nepotism, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun! You've been given access to several buckets, some sandcastle tools, and a shovel, and it's extremely unlikely you're being made to dig your own grave, so what's the sandcastle plan? (Feel free to use visual mediums if you want)
[*]Build the world's tallest burger, of course. Try to make sure it surmounts whatever the tallest building is... the lighthouse? Eh, if it falls over who cares, that thing's pretty old and sand probably won't hurt it too much.
[*]And finally, you have some time to yourself. What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort? This is a freeform question.
Try to mingle with the others as a waiter at whatever the pub is—sorry, gotta say goodbye to the hat—and try to see if I can sus out anyone who's trying to destroy us. If that happens, I have something in the works for them... don't worry, it's not poision, genuinely.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.