08-22-2023, 14:45:53 PM
A stout, fat guy with a large pink nose, a crooked mustache, and a biker's outfit walks into the room with a smug grin on his face. He reeks badly of garlic.
"GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's-a me, Wario! I got in this coup-y thingy by fat chance, but I'm still your man for overthrowing oppressive alien regimes for MONEY! I mean... uh... giving poor aliens money! Wario would never keep all the riches for myself, heheheheheheh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's-a me, Wario! I got in this coup-y thingy by fat chance, but I'm still your man for overthrowing oppressive alien regimes for MONEY! I mean... uh... giving poor aliens money! Wario would never keep all the riches for myself, heheheheheheh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"