08-22-2023, 07:22:46 AM
Excellent news! I found a new captain. Gestra goes to the care of Captain Wario. Captain Sony and Captain Microsoft I'm having tortured right now, I do not yet have a replacement approved for them. Welcome Wario to the coup effort.
Now, if you'll watch this educational video that explains what happens when someone crosses me, we can move right along to the next election.
The screen goes black, and then a video begins playing...
You see, Admin Eight is home to a particularly well equipped propaganda studio. I am authorized to brutally kill any of you on film, and use you for educational purposes, if necessary. The good "Captain Turwanu" is always waiting for a chance to demonstrate their techniques for the camera. So I highly recommend none of you ever cross me again.
In fact, I want to hear you say it. Tell me you'll never cross me, swear that you understand what I've told you with this video, because second chances are for people who have proved their worth. Speaking of people who have proved their worth, Major Harrier, you're the Aide now, so you're in charge of nominations for this round of voting.
Now, if you'll watch this educational video that explains what happens when someone crosses me, we can move right along to the next election.
The screen goes black, and then a video begins playing...
Physical Torture: A Tool in the Toolbox, with Captain Turwanu (featuring Traitorous Ex-Captain Walson)
The camera looks into a dark concrete room with a drain. Captain Walson is cuffed to a chair in the middle, beaten and bloody, and gagged. A soldier steps into the frame, a young floran wearing sunglasses. Well, wearing is a poor description, they're more awkwardly perched on their forehead. They are clearly not actually a captain, and their uniform is a bloodstained mess, but they seem friendly enough as they face the camera.
Sso, welcome to the Alliance'ss educational video on how to causse pain to your prissonerss, should you be assked to do sso. Doess everyone remember the previousss lesssonss? Yess? Good. Sso, you should have ssuccesssfully masstered being willing to usse force like thiss. Thiss here iss a particularly notable traitor. Would you sstate your name for the camera, traitor?
The floran pokes Victoria with a baton. Victoria cannot respond, on account of being gagged.
FOLLOW ORDERSS!
The soldier strikes Victoria in the stomach with the baton. A muffled whimper is all that comes out.
Thiss technique you have jusst witnesssed iss the "unfair sstrike" pioneered by our gloriouss department of hitting people. As can be sseen, floran assked thiss traitor to do ssomething that floran was preventing her from doing, and then ussed force when she didn't comply. Thiss caussess pssychological damage in addition to physsical pain. Alsso, note the blow iss to the gut area. Thiss iss not required, but iss effective at...
The video goes on like this, with all kinds of techniques demonstrated for physical torture of restrained prisoners. Eventually, after thirty grueling minutes of increasingly violent methods, the soldier picks a hammer, used earlier for hand-smashing, off the table.
Now, floran iss going to demonsstrate ssome "don'tss" of handling prissonerss authorized for torture. Obvioussly, if an alliance ssoldier like you has been given accesss to one, you're probably not ssuppossed to kill them. Sso here are ssome techniquess that are rissky or ineffective. The worsst thing you can do iss sstrike here.
The Floran swings hard at the base of Victoria's skull, but pulls back at the last minute.
That can causse internal decaptiation, or tear the brainsstem, both of which causse very quick death. Sso don't do that. Iss not a great thing. Here are ssome other common misstakess. Front-Of-Neck injuriess should be avoided alsso.
A swing at Victoria's neck that stops short.
That could crush the windpipe, and that causses death, though sslower. Thiss can be fixed, but ideally should not be done in the firsst place. Prissonerss should not be killed before you get the order to. Another common misstake iss underesstimating leg woundss, in particular compound fracturess...
This time the hammer connects. The almost silent pain of Victoria as her bones crunch under the hammer is deeply uncomfortable, to those of you who haven't been desensitized to physical torture. The video goes on for another ten minutes before an increasingly disoriented Victoria passes out and finally dies, for reasons not immediately obvious, as all sources of blood loss have been patched over in previous clips. The soldier turns towards the camera.
Now, floran made a key misstake here earlier, and it may not be immediately apparent. Can the audience at home figure out what it iss?
The video pauses for a moment for the target audience (which you are not) to shout out the answer, presumably something they learned in a previous video in the series you have not been shown.
Yess, that'ss right, as you ssaw in the earlier torture techniquess, floran sstruck thiss temple, right here, on our traitor here!
The video plays back an earlier scene and circles a frame, and then zooms in on the blow in question.
Thiss iss an excellent way to causse brain bleeding, which iss often fatal and difficult to catch. Now, it can alsso take a while before problemss pressent! Sso remember, when ussing highly physsical torture, you need to be careful, becausse all bodiess are very fragile, and you don't want to kill them outright. Floran will ssee you again in the advanced lesssonss, recruitss! Alsso, don't forget to watch the Ssendri lecture Sseriess on the purposse of brutality to better undersstand why we do thiss, and ssome thingss you can ssay to outssiderss poorly informed to get them to believe thiss policy achievess ssomething it iss not intended to achieve.
Sso, welcome to the Alliance'ss educational video on how to causse pain to your prissonerss, should you be assked to do sso. Doess everyone remember the previousss lesssonss? Yess? Good. Sso, you should have ssuccesssfully masstered being willing to usse force like thiss. Thiss here iss a particularly notable traitor. Would you sstate your name for the camera, traitor?
The floran pokes Victoria with a baton. Victoria cannot respond, on account of being gagged.
FOLLOW ORDERSS!
The soldier strikes Victoria in the stomach with the baton. A muffled whimper is all that comes out.
Thiss technique you have jusst witnesssed iss the "unfair sstrike" pioneered by our gloriouss department of hitting people. As can be sseen, floran assked thiss traitor to do ssomething that floran was preventing her from doing, and then ussed force when she didn't comply. Thiss caussess pssychological damage in addition to physsical pain. Alsso, note the blow iss to the gut area. Thiss iss not required, but iss effective at...
The video goes on like this, with all kinds of techniques demonstrated for physical torture of restrained prisoners. Eventually, after thirty grueling minutes of increasingly violent methods, the soldier picks a hammer, used earlier for hand-smashing, off the table.
Now, floran iss going to demonsstrate ssome "don'tss" of handling prissonerss authorized for torture. Obvioussly, if an alliance ssoldier like you has been given accesss to one, you're probably not ssuppossed to kill them. Sso here are ssome techniquess that are rissky or ineffective. The worsst thing you can do iss sstrike here.
The Floran swings hard at the base of Victoria's skull, but pulls back at the last minute.
That can causse internal decaptiation, or tear the brainsstem, both of which causse very quick death. Sso don't do that. Iss not a great thing. Here are ssome other common misstakess. Front-Of-Neck injuriess should be avoided alsso.
A swing at Victoria's neck that stops short.
That could crush the windpipe, and that causses death, though sslower. Thiss can be fixed, but ideally should not be done in the firsst place. Prissonerss should not be killed before you get the order to. Another common misstake iss underesstimating leg woundss, in particular compound fracturess...
This time the hammer connects. The almost silent pain of Victoria as her bones crunch under the hammer is deeply uncomfortable, to those of you who haven't been desensitized to physical torture. The video goes on for another ten minutes before an increasingly disoriented Victoria passes out and finally dies, for reasons not immediately obvious, as all sources of blood loss have been patched over in previous clips. The soldier turns towards the camera.
Now, floran made a key misstake here earlier, and it may not be immediately apparent. Can the audience at home figure out what it iss?
The video pauses for a moment for the target audience (which you are not) to shout out the answer, presumably something they learned in a previous video in the series you have not been shown.
Yess, that'ss right, as you ssaw in the earlier torture techniquess, floran sstruck thiss temple, right here, on our traitor here!
The video plays back an earlier scene and circles a frame, and then zooms in on the blow in question.
Thiss iss an excellent way to causse brain bleeding, which iss often fatal and difficult to catch. Now, it can alsso take a while before problemss pressent! Sso remember, when ussing highly physsical torture, you need to be careful, becausse all bodiess are very fragile, and you don't want to kill them outright. Floran will ssee you again in the advanced lesssonss, recruitss! Alsso, don't forget to watch the Ssendri lecture Sseriess on the purposse of brutality to better undersstand why we do thiss, and ssome thingss you can ssay to outssiderss poorly informed to get them to believe thiss policy achievess ssomething it iss not intended to achieve.
You see, Admin Eight is home to a particularly well equipped propaganda studio. I am authorized to brutally kill any of you on film, and use you for educational purposes, if necessary. The good "Captain Turwanu" is always waiting for a chance to demonstrate their techniques for the camera. So I highly recommend none of you ever cross me again.
In fact, I want to hear you say it. Tell me you'll never cross me, swear that you understand what I've told you with this video, because second chances are for people who have proved their worth. Speaking of people who have proved their worth, Major Harrier, you're the Aide now, so you're in charge of nominations for this round of voting.