07-22-2023, 06:15:30 AM
Nyanfiltration :3
* The first hurdle on arriving in the city is reaching the airlock...
Lucky spends an hour or so people-watching in the area, watching everyone who goes in and out. He's looking for a someone who 1) traverses the airlock frequently and predictably, 2) is even a little bit laxer about security than average around here, and most importantly 3) is friendly to cute little kittycats.
Once he's found a mark, the actual infiltration is simplicity itself - he waits for them to make a trip inside and just hops on their shoulder cutely as they enter. He's their shoulder cat now! So friendly and cute and endearing and not at all concerning to security!
* The problem now is getting deep into the farm...
Luckily for Lucky, he is a kittycat! Nobody worries about a kittycat running around a farm, cause they're all just there to handle the mice! He pounces a few mice for realsies on the way in for good measure. Covering his alibi and getting a nice little snack in at the same time.
* What a failure of a mission. But you still have plenty of time before you get picked back up...
Oof. The shoulder cat trick seems like it should get past this door too, surely...? But if not, then Lucky's only recourse will be to go around important-looking surfaces and knock important-looking things off of them.
* ... a guard who actually outranks you...
Oh, would you look at that, Lucky has a sudden case of the zoomies! He nyoom! He zoom! He already in the next room! As a cat, he's much faster than any silly twolegs... and if he does get caught, he always has his backup plan: the kitty eyes. ... and if that doesn't work he has biting and clawing and tearing. But hopefully the kitty eyes will be good enough. So cute. Don't you want to just let him do whatever he wants forever?
Lucky spends an hour or so people-watching in the area, watching everyone who goes in and out. He's looking for a someone who 1) traverses the airlock frequently and predictably, 2) is even a little bit laxer about security than average around here, and most importantly 3) is friendly to cute little kittycats.
Once he's found a mark, the actual infiltration is simplicity itself - he waits for them to make a trip inside and just hops on their shoulder cutely as they enter. He's their shoulder cat now! So friendly and cute and endearing and not at all concerning to security!
* The problem now is getting deep into the farm...
Luckily for Lucky, he is a kittycat! Nobody worries about a kittycat running around a farm, cause they're all just there to handle the mice! He pounces a few mice for realsies on the way in for good measure. Covering his alibi and getting a nice little snack in at the same time.
* What a failure of a mission. But you still have plenty of time before you get picked back up...
Oof. The shoulder cat trick seems like it should get past this door too, surely...? But if not, then Lucky's only recourse will be to go around important-looking surfaces and knock important-looking things off of them.
* ... a guard who actually outranks you...
Oh, would you look at that, Lucky has a sudden case of the zoomies! He nyoom! He zoom! He already in the next room! As a cat, he's much faster than any silly twolegs... and if he does get caught, he always has his backup plan: the kitty eyes. ... and if that doesn't work he has biting and clawing and tearing. But hopefully the kitty eyes will be good enough. So cute. Don't you want to just let him do whatever he wants forever?
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