[Mafia] Witch Trip 2: The Witch is Back

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. The zombies are all looking to add you all to the ranks of the undead. They are all huge in numbers. Battle the zombies or find a way to evade them.

Well, shit. As Stan is a 10-year old boy with the body of a 10-year old boy, battling won't do much. So instead, he runs towards the closest person or large animal he can find, shoves them into the way of the hoard, and hopes he can make them somebody else's problem. It's not the noblest thing to do, but a better way to die than getting your soul tortured forever, right?

2. A demonic hound the size of a pick-up truck leaps in front of you. You try to run but it is too fast and strong to escape from. It can be killed however. Find a way.

Stan is usually good with animals, but this one didn't look like an easily tamable one. Still, as just a regular kid with no powers, he would most likely not win a fight against a hellhound. Instead, he does the only thing he can think of: Playing dead. Stan goes limp in an attempt to confuse the dog and possibly make it leave.

3. A burning portal to Hell opens up close to you all. And you all fell hands grasping your feet, looking to drag you all into eternal torment. Find a way to free yourself from these hands to avoid damnation.

Stan attempts to wriggle out of his shoes. The hands, if they are only grabbing onto his shoe, should leave him if he is able to get up and run away fast enough.

1. Just as the zombies appear, a bear walks nearby. Considering its size vs your size, you have to put a little bit of strength into the nudge, but once you do, the bear falls right into the zombies. But instead of it being dinner for the undead, the bear manages to slash and bite its way through all the zombies. As the animal kills off the groups of undead, you decide it's your perfect chance to escape.

Rolled 10 and 1- for lack of physical strength for 9.

2. Smart thinking. The hound might be more physically superior to a 10-year old boy, but it's definitely not as intelligent as you. It sniffs you for a moment as you play dead, but it moves on. You manage to run off after it goes its way. You managed to fool this creature.

Rolled 7 and 1+ for smarts for 8.

3. But the hands don't grab onto your shoe; they have a tight grasp around your feet. They start to yank you down into Hell, but you find a root on the ground as you grab it. But the hands are not willing to go down without you that easy. It works to bring you down and it pulls you away from the root. But as they descend down, you grab another nearby root at the last minute before the hands go back down. You're left dangling down from the hole, but you climb back up to safe land.

Rolled 5.

Stan Marsh has scored a total of 22 points.