07-02-2023, 20:29:00 PM
(07-02-2023, 16:46:25 PM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote:(07-02-2023, 12:29:59 PM)Mr. Lee Hammer Wrote: Talantravi, Talantravi, Talantravi.... Still ranting on over how the forest is still yours? I must say, your dedication to keep lying to yourself is impressive. But you can chant all you want how you will win in the end, how weak I am. But you are wasting your breath. It is so laughable. But onto other matters. The souls of the ones who died here, including your Claudette and Ai and Popo, have become acquainted with my friends. Perhaps it is time you all get a preview of what to expect when I claim the rest of your souls.
Everyone looks around and sees hands burrowing out of the ground. Rising up are zombies. Of all ages, genders, races, etc. who had looked like they were all killed in various, brutal ways when they were all living humans. Other creatures burst out of the ground too. And they all have their eyes on you, hungry for your flesh and blood.
No... no... Send them back to Hell or wherever, please. Quiet, human. I think everyone here needs to be acquainted with the signs of my legend. These people here will die. But I never will. Now feast, quench your thirst with their lives!
And now they're all coming after you...
1. The zombies are all looking to add you all to the ranks of the undead. They are all huge in numbers. Battle the zombies or find a way to evade them.
2. A demonic hound the size of a pick-up truck leaps in front of you. You try to run but it is too fast and strong to escape from. It can be killed however. Find a way.
3. A burning portal to Hell opens up close to you all. And you all fell hands grasping your feet, looking to drag you all into eternal torment. Find a way to free yourself from these hands to avoid damnation.
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1: Jenny lures them into a forest, and then rushes over and finds a few rocks to make some sparks... and then hopefully... FOREST FIRE!
2: Cerberus... A foul creature... okay... ... Are there any chains... Or... Any way to... AHA! *[Jenny tries to choke the beast by grabbing on to its neck... if it doesn't choke, hopefully, it should be able to slit its own neck with those sharp claws... actually... since Jenny is relatively small... let's go with THAT instead.
3: Coax the hands into grabbing her many rabbit dolls instead! They won't know the difference... right?
1. This goes decently well. You start a forest fire. One that's not too big where it grows out of control, but one just the right size to roast all the zombies alive. But after the last ones burn up, you quickly put out the fire before it creates a catastrophe.
Rolled 6 and 1+ for intelligence for 7.
2. On the contrary. Your size proves to be just perfect to serve as the creature's meal. You try to think of a way to stop it, but the pressure of it breaks you down before the creature breaks you down with its teeth. The Ranger appears again and with another snap of the fingers, you're completely intact and alive.
At least the others tried to fight the creature. Your attempts were pathetic.
Rolled 3 and 1- for breaking down for 2.
3. The hand is not fooled by the rabbits as it snatches you down into Hell. Next thing you know, you're impaled on stalactites and burning over a pit of molten rock before you get submerged into the lava. The Ranger once again points near the hole and you're back, alive and out of Hell.
This is only a preview of what will await you after your mortal death.
Rolled 2.
Jenny Paris has scored a total of 11 points.
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