07-02-2023, 03:22:58 AM
(07-02-2023, 02:47:55 AM)wingedcatgirl Wrote: "Aww, I wanted to pet the slime."
A glowing green catgirl pouts at the carnage.
>Look for another slime to befriend
Roll: 5 (+1 roll for nonhuman communication) (Success!)
Oh look, there's another one! Fortunately, being the artificial intelligence you are, you conveniently have a translator for slime language, and take the slime as a friend!
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...