02-12-2021, 02:11:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-25-2021, 08:36:59 AM by KungFuCutbug.)
[The realization that he's minutes away from being executed hits Snake like a truck. He collapses to his knees, crying and shuddering violently.] N-no, wait! Please! You have to understand! You're making a mistake, bunyip! I swear I'm not the bad guy! I'm not a murderer, bunyip! You have to believe me! These k-killers have been sneaky, bunyip! You're lucky you made it this far! You're lucky...
[At that moment, something seems to shatter within him. He suddenly glares at everyone in the room, an unfamiliar craziness in his eyes.]
You're lucky I can't BLOW ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT!
[He throws his head back and screams, but it quickly devolves into maniacal laughter.] AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! You're right, bunyip! It's me! I'm not a killer—I'm THE killer, bunyip! I've led the little team of friends I've amassed this whole time, and we managed to slip right under your noses— [The shit-eating grin on his face contorts into a nasty scowl.] UNTIL NOW! And now that you've caught me, your little “game” IS OVER, BUNYIP! I hope you all had fun while it lasted! I sure did, but now it's all over because of you, bunyip!! I bet if I hadn't forgotten that I'm wearing gloves constantly already, I would've thought to leave the extra gloves I was wearing behind! And then none of this would've happened, and the games could continue, and I could keep having fun, bunyip...
[He laughs again.] Hahaha... I never got an opportunity like this on Cape Calla before! I just want to thank my friend Nylaehs for making this possible in the first place, and the Gamebreakers for giving me this chance to let off all the pent-up steam I've had boiling in me over all of this, bunyip! Without you, none of this would've happened, and I wouldn't be having nearly as much fun! So again, thank you, all of you, bunyip!
Now then... Nylaehs said she had a plan to bring me back in case I died like this, bunyip. So I want you all to do me a favor and remember me, alright? She has connections with people that say they can bring back the dead as long as they're remembered, bunyip! So remember me, alright!? Remember me so that she isn't lonely, bunyip! I care about my friends more than I do myself. Which is why I'm glad both my teammates who I'm not mentioning are making it out of this alive, even if I'm not, bunyip...
[With that, he rubs his paws together and turns to the Shag, decisively stomping his foot.] Nylaehs taught me the two most important parts about being a ninja: stay still, and remain silent. But, I guess there's no point to that anymore, bunyip... Shaggy! Make my execution a moment to remember, bunyip! I don't wanna keep Nylaehs waiting... Cape Calla, home sweet home, HERE I COME, BUNYIP!!
[And once more, Snake laughs—crazily, hollowly, euphorically, feeling waves of his emotions dulling out and rising back up. Tears are streaming out of his eyes; one of his ears is bent at an unnatural angle to conceal his face; his mouth is locked in a bizzare and inhuman grimace-like grin. Was this really the Snake you had all come to know...?]
[At that moment, something seems to shatter within him. He suddenly glares at everyone in the room, an unfamiliar craziness in his eyes.]
You're lucky I can't BLOW ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT!
[He throws his head back and screams, but it quickly devolves into maniacal laughter.] AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! You're right, bunyip! It's me! I'm not a killer—I'm THE killer, bunyip! I've led the little team of friends I've amassed this whole time, and we managed to slip right under your noses— [The shit-eating grin on his face contorts into a nasty scowl.] UNTIL NOW! And now that you've caught me, your little “game” IS OVER, BUNYIP! I hope you all had fun while it lasted! I sure did, but now it's all over because of you, bunyip!! I bet if I hadn't forgotten that I'm wearing gloves constantly already, I would've thought to leave the extra gloves I was wearing behind! And then none of this would've happened, and the games could continue, and I could keep having fun, bunyip...
[He laughs again.] Hahaha... I never got an opportunity like this on Cape Calla before! I just want to thank my friend Nylaehs for making this possible in the first place, and the Gamebreakers for giving me this chance to let off all the pent-up steam I've had boiling in me over all of this, bunyip! Without you, none of this would've happened, and I wouldn't be having nearly as much fun! So again, thank you, all of you, bunyip!
Now then... Nylaehs said she had a plan to bring me back in case I died like this, bunyip. So I want you all to do me a favor and remember me, alright? She has connections with people that say they can bring back the dead as long as they're remembered, bunyip! So remember me, alright!? Remember me so that she isn't lonely, bunyip! I care about my friends more than I do myself. Which is why I'm glad both my teammates who I'm not mentioning are making it out of this alive, even if I'm not, bunyip...
[With that, he rubs his paws together and turns to the Shag, decisively stomping his foot.] Nylaehs taught me the two most important parts about being a ninja: stay still, and remain silent. But, I guess there's no point to that anymore, bunyip... Shaggy! Make my execution a moment to remember, bunyip! I don't wanna keep Nylaehs waiting... Cape Calla, home sweet home, HERE I COME, BUNYIP!!
[And once more, Snake laughs—crazily, hollowly, euphorically, feeling waves of his emotions dulling out and rising back up. Tears are streaming out of his eyes; one of his ears is bent at an unnatural angle to conceal his face; his mouth is locked in a bizzare and inhuman grimace-like grin. Was this really the Snake you had all come to know...?]
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THIS DISEASE
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PANIC AUTOMATICALLY