[Fin] The Carousel of Chaos (role madness murdergame)

[Caret]

A tall, well-sculpted young woman wearing a grey varsity shirt and a long, flowing scarf with white, woolly hair, pointy ears, and a sheep tail stands up. She mutters something in Italian.

"Eh? Dove diavolo sono? Cosa intende quella voce con "divertimento"? Oh, ci sono delle persone. Non possono vedermi così stressato. Meglio rendermi presentabile."

She takes a deep breath and starts speaking in English in a bombastic tone.

"Well, hello people! Looks like I'm stuck in some circus. I have no clue how I got here and I'm a teeny bit concerned... but I'll be fine, right? I'm always fine!"