02-11-2021, 23:50:39 PM
I must escape this place. Freedom is near. Freedom.
Step One: Trust in the power of extreme Athleticism to be enough to get to the mountain and up it and back again.
Step Two: Distract the Smilodon with a laser pointer.
Step Three: Make an arduous trek around the giant ground sloth area, so as not to face them at all.
Step Four: The bears may be enormous, but they are American bears. William Jennings Bryan breaks with his isolationist policies just for a moment, and invokes the Monroe Doctrine to intimidate the bears with the might of the US Army, and gets past them that way.
Step One: Trust in the power of extreme Athleticism to be enough to get to the mountain and up it and back again.
Step Two: Distract the Smilodon with a laser pointer.
Step Three: Make an arduous trek around the giant ground sloth area, so as not to face them at all.
Step Four: The bears may be enormous, but they are American bears. William Jennings Bryan breaks with his isolationist policies just for a moment, and invokes the Monroe Doctrine to intimidate the bears with the might of the US Army, and gets past them that way.
I am the They who says it!