02-09-2023, 08:50:10 AM
Badgerclops groans after getting up from the shock of the shock. He's clutching his robo-arm in sadness, since it's on the fritz now.
I ju–buh—gah— WHY DOES THIS PLACE HAVE SUCH BAD ELECTRICAL PORTS!?
He sits down in a nearby folding chair, resting his peeved head and chin on his hands.
So, what, you want us to set the mood? How's this!? Badgerclops waves the paper speakerphone form of his robo-arm before getting it knocked into hi sface a few times.
Geez, don't people know the easiest way to eliminate someone is to make them stop breathing!? Burning them alive is just so painful and risky and... sniff why would you do that???
I ju–buh—gah— WHY DOES THIS PLACE HAVE SUCH BAD ELECTRICAL PORTS!?
He sits down in a nearby folding chair, resting his peeved head and chin on his hands.
So, what, you want us to set the mood? How's this!? Badgerclops waves the paper speakerphone form of his robo-arm before getting it knocked into hi sface a few times.
Badgerclops doesn't know how to compose!
- The heroes are coming upon an entirely unknown planet. It's tense. They finally meet the natives.
OK, so, first we wanna set the mood. Look at the planet from a distance. It's big, green, lush, definitely not populated with native aliens. The music's gotta be cool to match, like.... uh... a kazoo? Have a kazoo concerto to... represent the wildlife! Yeah. Suspiciously bug-like. Then they land and the kazoos keep going, but then they meet the natives for real. No idea what they are, so just... have the rest of the instruments cut away.
- A crucial space battle! The rebels are winning. But here come reinforcements for the evil empire!
Uh, isn't just from that one movie? Play some epic trumpets or something. Maybe some metal!
- The hero is untethered, alone in space. They're not sure they'll ever get back to safety. But their partner is still out there. Hopefully. If the same thing didn't happen to them.
Ooh, there's this cool instrument called a theremin. Have it play a haunting refrain. Alone....!
OK, so, first we wanna set the mood. Look at the planet from a distance. It's big, green, lush, definitely not populated with native aliens. The music's gotta be cool to match, like.... uh... a kazoo? Have a kazoo concerto to... represent the wildlife! Yeah. Suspiciously bug-like. Then they land and the kazoos keep going, but then they meet the natives for real. No idea what they are, so just... have the rest of the instruments cut away.
- A crucial space battle! The rebels are winning. But here come reinforcements for the evil empire!
Uh, isn't just from that one movie? Play some epic trumpets or something. Maybe some metal!
- The hero is untethered, alone in space. They're not sure they'll ever get back to safety. But their partner is still out there. Hopefully. If the same thing didn't happen to them.
Ooh, there's this cool instrument called a theremin. Have it play a haunting refrain. Alone....!
Geez, don't people know the easiest way to eliminate someone is to make them stop breathing!? Burning them alive is just so painful and risky and... sniff why would you do that???