01-21-2023, 19:46:24 PM
Tina and the Real Ghost (that's an actual Bob's Burgers episode lol)
- Okay, pretty basic: The 'creature' you thought was a ghost comes out without makeup on, and it's just Old Mr. Brown. What do you say?
"Uhhhhh... I bet you think you would have gotten away with it if not for us meddlesome kids, didn't you?" Tina then has an Imagine Spot, visible to all by the power of cartoon logic, where she's wearing Velma Dinkley's turtleneck sweater.
- Ruh Roh! You run into another group of ghost hunters, who look prepared to take you down! What's your line?
"Whoa hey there, I'm not a ghost. Not yet anyway. Maybe we could team up and find the ghost together? Or unmask another random old guy, whatever." If there is a teenage guy in this group of ghost hunters she is going to turn on the charm. And by that, I mean she'll wiggle her butt a bit and do an awkward hair flip. Either he'll be seduced or he'll feel too sorry for her to attack, hopefully.
- This time, it's what looks to be a real ghost! Maybe you can talk it into being friendly?
"Oh hi there. You seem lonely. Is it lonely being a ghost? I'll be your friend if you like. How long have you been in the studio?" She considered asking what happened/how the ghost died but wasn't sure if that would be a sensitive issue.
"Uhhhhh... I bet you think you would have gotten away with it if not for us meddlesome kids, didn't you?" Tina then has an Imagine Spot, visible to all by the power of cartoon logic, where she's wearing Velma Dinkley's turtleneck sweater.
- Ruh Roh! You run into another group of ghost hunters, who look prepared to take you down! What's your line?
"Whoa hey there, I'm not a ghost. Not yet anyway. Maybe we could team up and find the ghost together? Or unmask another random old guy, whatever." If there is a teenage guy in this group of ghost hunters she is going to turn on the charm. And by that, I mean she'll wiggle her butt a bit and do an awkward hair flip. Either he'll be seduced or he'll feel too sorry for her to attack, hopefully.
- This time, it's what looks to be a real ghost! Maybe you can talk it into being friendly?
"Oh hi there. You seem lonely. Is it lonely being a ghost? I'll be your friend if you like. How long have you been in the studio?" She considered asking what happened/how the ghost died but wasn't sure if that would be a sensitive issue.
Stupid doomed timeline...