01-10-2023, 00:23:19 AM
Badgerclops reappears with a cowboy hat and some boots with the ol' spurs. Y'know, I'm not a big fan of the whole murder thing, but I get to dress up like THIS!
Now for the challenge.
Now for the challenge.
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- A cackling villain has just tied your friend/love interest/etc to train tracks and a train is barreling down on them. How do you save them - and make it look like you're a last minute hero for our film?
Well, I'd normally just use the ol' cybernetic arm, but it'll be way cooler if I scare off the villain with a HORSE! I woke up face to face with one once and I couldn't sleep for a whole DAY! Anyway, after that, I'll try to untie my partner, who's definitely thanking me for my brave actions for once. But as I'm basking in the glory, BAM! It looks like I was too late! Until we emerge from behind the entire train after I pulled ourselves under the tracks. The whole time I was untying him, I was really digging with my spurs! The train company came to collect damages after, though.
- Uh oh, the sheriff doesn't like you and you're being strung up to hang for a crime you didn't commit. It's a big scene! Get out of this one and don't spare the drama.
So I was like, what!? No, I didn't do that! And the track suddenly disappearing later down the line wasn't related either. They didn't believe me for some reason. Okay, I thought I was the hero and stuff. I cross my arms while they kick the chair but my neck doesn't even bend at the bottom. Even after they tie me up and kick me a bunch in front of everyone, I only cry for like, an hour. The sun goes down and everyone goes home, and I just cut the rope off.
- Ok, this time you'll actually commit the crime. Rob the bank, have a shootout, and ride off into the sunset with the money! What are you going to do to keep your paint intact and the shot looking great?
A carriage doesn't need paint. I search the arid deserts for my li'l buddy again, then charge into the bank. I'll use the carriage itself as my shield, which I fully reinforced with the strongest deflection covering I could make. After that, I just shoot gelatin bullets at everyone to keep them trapped and the money's as good as mine. Nobody's gonna chase this baby!
Well, I'd normally just use the ol' cybernetic arm, but it'll be way cooler if I scare off the villain with a HORSE! I woke up face to face with one once and I couldn't sleep for a whole DAY! Anyway, after that, I'll try to untie my partner, who's definitely thanking me for my brave actions for once. But as I'm basking in the glory, BAM! It looks like I was too late! Until we emerge from behind the entire train after I pulled ourselves under the tracks. The whole time I was untying him, I was really digging with my spurs! The train company came to collect damages after, though.
- Uh oh, the sheriff doesn't like you and you're being strung up to hang for a crime you didn't commit. It's a big scene! Get out of this one and don't spare the drama.
So I was like, what!? No, I didn't do that! And the track suddenly disappearing later down the line wasn't related either. They didn't believe me for some reason. Okay, I thought I was the hero and stuff. I cross my arms while they kick the chair but my neck doesn't even bend at the bottom. Even after they tie me up and kick me a bunch in front of everyone, I only cry for like, an hour. The sun goes down and everyone goes home, and I just cut the rope off.
- Ok, this time you'll actually commit the crime. Rob the bank, have a shootout, and ride off into the sunset with the money! What are you going to do to keep your paint intact and the shot looking great?
A carriage doesn't need paint. I search the arid deserts for my li'l buddy again, then charge into the bank. I'll use the carriage itself as my shield, which I fully reinforced with the strongest deflection covering I could make. After that, I just shoot gelatin bullets at everyone to keep them trapped and the money's as good as mine. Nobody's gonna chase this baby!