01-07-2023, 05:21:16 AM
"Well, here's what I'm doing for this western shootout, it's got inators, it's got some kind of action, and it's got me!"
Doofenshmirtz's Western Movie Roundup!
- A cackling villain has just tied your friend/love interest/etc to train tracks and a train is barreling down on them. How do you save them - and make it look like you're a last minute hero for our film?
"Oh no, Ballooney and Vanessa!.. and Norm, I guess. YOU'RE TIED TO A TRAIN TRACK BY SOME KIND OF EVIL VILLIAN LIKE ME, don't worry, I have.. MY FREEZE-INATOR! It'll stop whatever's in my tracks, including that train!"
Doofenshmirtz then uses his Freeze-Inator to stop the oncoming train and the villain who tied Doof's friends to a train track, then unties the ropes together, trying his best but succeeding.
- Uh oh, the sheriff doesn't like you and you're being strung up to hang for a crime you didn't commit. It's a big scene! Get out of this one and don't spare the drama.
"Okay, how do I get myself out of this.. I know! I'll try to unwrap this thing, using my mouth.."
Doofenshmirtz, biting into the rope, randomly gets himself tied and tangled, tries to shake out of the rope.. and gets down from it, but he's on the ground now.
"Oh well, curse you sheriff that doesn't like me!"
- Ok, this time you'll actually commit the crime. Rob the bank, have a shootout, and ride off into the sunset with the money! What are you going to do to keep your paint intact and the shot looking great?
"Well, bank owners, you are mine now thanks to the traps I set up! As for the money, I'll steal it.. Oh yeah, don't forget the shootout.. take this, people in the bank!"
Doofenshmirtz then fires his Freeze-Inator he used on the train and the cackling villain, now using it on the people in the bank, freezing them one by one until all of them are frozen."
"Well, looks like I'm done, better carry this money right back home!"
As he walks out to the sunset, the safe of money he was carrying drops on his foot, causing him to still carry it.. but now jumping in pain.
"Oh no, Ballooney and Vanessa!.. and Norm, I guess. YOU'RE TIED TO A TRAIN TRACK BY SOME KIND OF EVIL VILLIAN LIKE ME, don't worry, I have.. MY FREEZE-INATOR! It'll stop whatever's in my tracks, including that train!"
Doofenshmirtz then uses his Freeze-Inator to stop the oncoming train and the villain who tied Doof's friends to a train track, then unties the ropes together, trying his best but succeeding.
- Uh oh, the sheriff doesn't like you and you're being strung up to hang for a crime you didn't commit. It's a big scene! Get out of this one and don't spare the drama.
"Okay, how do I get myself out of this.. I know! I'll try to unwrap this thing, using my mouth.."
Doofenshmirtz, biting into the rope, randomly gets himself tied and tangled, tries to shake out of the rope.. and gets down from it, but he's on the ground now.
"Oh well, curse you sheriff that doesn't like me!"
- Ok, this time you'll actually commit the crime. Rob the bank, have a shootout, and ride off into the sunset with the money! What are you going to do to keep your paint intact and the shot looking great?
"Well, bank owners, you are mine now thanks to the traps I set up! As for the money, I'll steal it.. Oh yeah, don't forget the shootout.. take this, people in the bank!"
Doofenshmirtz then fires his Freeze-Inator he used on the train and the cackling villain, now using it on the people in the bank, freezing them one by one until all of them are frozen."
"Well, looks like I'm done, better carry this money right back home!"
As he walks out to the sunset, the safe of money he was carrying drops on his foot, causing him to still carry it.. but now jumping in pain.