Toontown Showdown 2

[PointMaid]

[wingedcatgirl would like to share Adrien's plan with you all missed it before we closed the thread, so here's Adrien's routine:]

Adrien's Routine:

- What are you going to make fun of? Pick something on the boat. Give us at least a joke about it.
After a quick warmup making a few light jokes about the other contestants and about his own modeling career, Adrien pulls out the big guns.
"Back home, we've got these superheroes named Ladybug and Cat Noir, and they look just like those names make 'em sound. Ladybug's the brains and the beauty, while Cat Noir's the wit and also the beauty. With the twin powers of Creation and Destruction, they've got Paris on lock against supervillain invasions.
"There's also a mouse-themed hero, of course. Her name's Polymouse, and she's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. Her power is Multiplication - she can make herself into dozens of magical clones!
"Can you imagine if all mice could do that?" Pause while people giggle about how fast mice are known to breed. "Imagine if Mincer here could do that! That'd be a Lotta Mincer!"
That's right. He's making terrible puns.
- Can you give us some physical comedy? We want 'em laughing.
Despite what you might imagine about his modeling origins, it seems like Adrien has had some practice in this department! An off-stage assistant tosses a pie at him, but he coincidentally bends down to tie his shoe at just the right moment, and it misses him and hits a clown planted in the audience. The clown plays the infuriated fool and pulls out a pool noodle to bap Adrien with, but he keeps coincidentally stepping out of the way as he tells unrelated jokes in his routine, until the clown somehow takes himself out, all with seemingly no notice from Adrien! Such choreography! ... Or ridiculous luck! ... Probably choreography, surely!
- ...There's a heckler getting in your rhythm. What do you do about the heckler?
At first, Adrien does his best to just ignore the heckler, but everyone can tell it's getting to him... eventually, Plagg gives him the kitty eyes. :pleading:
Adrien gives the kwami a subtle nod, and intangibly, Plagg swooces under the floor to the heckler's feet, and the next time he opens his mouth... CHOMP!
The heckler's jibe broken, Plagg swooces unseen back into Adren's bag.