12-28-2022, 03:13:34 AM
My shitty entry
So it's a comedy act they want, eh? Jenny's a lot of things, but “funny” isn't really one of them. So she decides to
Lil’ Acorn, Nora Wakeman's defense droid-turned-ventriloquest dummy, enters doing a little jig.
Hey! I just flew in from Tremorton, and boy, are my arms tired!
Come on, that joke's overdone. You could say it's a little wooden.
Hey now, leaf me alone! My new bride's been eating at me all week. Just absolutely barking.
I thought that was termites.
What's the difference?
Speaking of, these hosts have been a real pain in my rivets. I'm utterly stumped at how to make them laugh!
They enjoy pain, right? Well, I might just have a treet for them!
The two begin beating up Lotta & Mincer with their fists and all sorts of crazy gadgets. It's brutal. It's hilarious. Lil’ Acorn whistles for his puppet army to join in, and they begin tying the hosts in all sorts of horrible knots.
A heckler emerges.
Hey! You suck!
Well, what's this? Someone here woodn't appreciate fine comedy if it logged him right in the face.
What should we do?
Maybe we should... sing.
No... you don't mean... the song?
That's the one!
It might finally shut up those two saps.
They sing.
This is the song that goes on forever
Cause it doesn't ever end
We will finish singing it never
Cause here we go again
This is the song that goes on forever...
This goes on for 12 hours straight. It only ends after Lil’ Acorn, dedicated as he is, runs out of batteries. Jenny looks at what remains of the audience and takes a bough.
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—or, rather, a former enemy.Lil’ Acorn, Nora Wakeman's defense droid-turned-ventriloquest dummy, enters doing a little jig.
Hey! I just flew in from Tremorton, and boy, are my arms tired!
Come on, that joke's overdone. You could say it's a little wooden.
Hey now, leaf me alone! My new bride's been eating at me all week. Just absolutely barking.
I thought that was termites.
What's the difference?
Speaking of, these hosts have been a real pain in my rivets. I'm utterly stumped at how to make them laugh!
They enjoy pain, right? Well, I might just have a treet for them!
The two begin beating up Lotta & Mincer with their fists and all sorts of crazy gadgets. It's brutal. It's hilarious. Lil’ Acorn whistles for his puppet army to join in, and they begin tying the hosts in all sorts of horrible knots.
A heckler emerges.
Hey! You suck!
Well, what's this? Someone here woodn't appreciate fine comedy if it logged him right in the face.
What should we do?
Maybe we should... sing.
No... you don't mean... the song?
That's the one!
It might finally shut up those two saps.
They sing.
This is the song that goes on forever
Cause it doesn't ever end
We will finish singing it never
Cause here we go again
This is the song that goes on forever...
This goes on for 12 hours straight. It only ends after Lil’ Acorn, dedicated as he is, runs out of batteries. Jenny looks at what remains of the audience and takes a bough.