12-28-2022, 02:30:38 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-28-2022, 02:31:18 AM by EeveeGirlChey.
Edit Reason: Fucked up on something
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"Hmmm, a boat joke, eh? Let me think."
[Grampy then sits down and puts on his thinking cap, which was a graduation cap with a lightbulb on top of it. He thought good and hard, trying to think of what to do for his challenge. Once he has come up with something, the lightbulb lights up.]
"Aha! I got it!"
[Grampy then starts dancing around with his walking stick while singing.]
"🎵Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!" 🎵"
- What are you going to make fun of? Pick something on the boat. Give us at least a joke about it.
[Grampy finds a package of hardtack crackers and rips open the package.]
"Hardtack, eh? Let's see if it will tack!"
[Grampy pulls out a piece of paper and a pen. He draws a smiley face, then goes over to a wooden crate. He then takes a hardtack crackers out and breaks it into four sections. He uses each corner to tack his drawing onto the crate.]
"Ta daaaa!"
- Can you give us some physical comedy? We want 'em laughing.
[Grampy comes in juggling coconuts.]
"Haha! Watch this!"
[Grampy then throws the coconuts up in the air. He manages to catch two of them, but one ends up breaking over his head.]
"OW!
[Defeated, he walks off...]
- ...There's a heckler getting in your rhythm. What do you do about the heckler?
[The grand finale! Grampy comes back carrying a bunch of hardtack, coconuts, and coconut water. He then gets to building something.]
"What would I do with a heckler, you say?"
[After a minute, Grampy manages to build a catapult.]
"It'll be bon voyage for them! Hahahahaha!"
[Grampy then takes a bite out of his catapult and takes a bow.]
"So, what do ya think?"
[Grampy then sits down and puts on his thinking cap, which was a graduation cap with a lightbulb on top of it. He thought good and hard, trying to think of what to do for his challenge. Once he has come up with something, the lightbulb lights up.]
"Aha! I got it!"
[Grampy then starts dancing around with his walking stick while singing.]
"🎵Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!" 🎵"
- What are you going to make fun of? Pick something on the boat. Give us at least a joke about it.
[Grampy finds a package of hardtack crackers and rips open the package.]
"Hardtack, eh? Let's see if it will tack!"
[Grampy pulls out a piece of paper and a pen. He draws a smiley face, then goes over to a wooden crate. He then takes a hardtack crackers out and breaks it into four sections. He uses each corner to tack his drawing onto the crate.]
"Ta daaaa!"
- Can you give us some physical comedy? We want 'em laughing.
[Grampy comes in juggling coconuts.]
"Haha! Watch this!"
[Grampy then throws the coconuts up in the air. He manages to catch two of them, but one ends up breaking over his head.]
"OW!
[Defeated, he walks off...]
- ...There's a heckler getting in your rhythm. What do you do about the heckler?
[The grand finale! Grampy comes back carrying a bunch of hardtack, coconuts, and coconut water. He then gets to building something.]
"What would I do with a heckler, you say?"
[After a minute, Grampy manages to build a catapult.]
"It'll be bon voyage for them! Hahahahaha!"
[Grampy then takes a bite out of his catapult and takes a bow.]
"So, what do ya think?"