12-24-2022, 20:07:39 PM
After briefly screaming and wailing before getting set back down, Badgerclops focuses on keeping his balance. And the ship's. His nametag falls off in the commotion, and he sighs. Well, that plan's over. Sorry, little guy. The nametag unhelpfully floats next to the boat.
Oh, so this is a competition. Just wiht the looming threat of getting stabbed to death instead of elimination. Huh. Let's see, what's the best joke...
Badgerclops scans his environment. Calculating, formulating, delaying... There! I've got it.
Oh, so this is a competition. Just wiht the looming threat of getting stabbed to death instead of elimination. Huh. Let's see, what's the best joke...
Badgerclops scans his environment. Calculating, formulating, delaying... There! I've got it.
Badgerclops's Stand-Up Comedy Extraordinaire
- What are you going to make fun of? Pick something on the boat. Give us at least a joke about it.
From a design standpoint, painting the ship black and white is pretty lame. But I think something about the boat needs mentioning. Badgerclops walks up to the fishing rod. Now, maybe I'm not a shipwright, but this hull is completely flat. I mean, come on, how are you supposed to cut through the water with a front face the shape of a coffee table? The instant we get into some turbulent currents, that paddle wheel won't be enough! Like, like, uh... I lost it. Oh, i know! The ship looks like a casket. The paint job is dead, you want to kill us, and the water looks like it came out of the worst sewage system in existence! Except the casket is also, uh, terrible! Because there's no lid. Yeah.
- Can you give us some physical comedy? We want 'em laughing.
Let's see... He splashes some water onto that warrior mouse. It'd be pretty funny to watch someone get chased by a shark buuuut, nobody's going to do that today.
- ...There's a heckler getting in your rhythm. What do you do about the heckler?
Are you trying to say you don't think my joke is going to be funny before I even start? That's pretty lame, dude. Like, so lame, maybe I'll send you into the sharks. And feed you some lasers too. Hmph. Wait, you don't really think my jokes aren't funny, right?
From a design standpoint, painting the ship black and white is pretty lame. But I think something about the boat needs mentioning. Badgerclops walks up to the fishing rod. Now, maybe I'm not a shipwright, but this hull is completely flat. I mean, come on, how are you supposed to cut through the water with a front face the shape of a coffee table? The instant we get into some turbulent currents, that paddle wheel won't be enough! Like, like, uh... I lost it. Oh, i know! The ship looks like a casket. The paint job is dead, you want to kill us, and the water looks like it came out of the worst sewage system in existence! Except the casket is also, uh, terrible! Because there's no lid. Yeah.
- Can you give us some physical comedy? We want 'em laughing.
Let's see... He splashes some water onto that warrior mouse. It'd be pretty funny to watch someone get chased by a shark buuuut, nobody's going to do that today.
- ...There's a heckler getting in your rhythm. What do you do about the heckler?
Are you trying to say you don't think my joke is going to be funny before I even start? That's pretty lame, dude. Like, so lame, maybe I'll send you into the sharks. And feed you some lasers too. Hmph. Wait, you don't really think my jokes aren't funny, right?